I know I say this every other week, but this week's column is not very good. I hope to distract the masses with a shiny shiny graphic. Both are available under the cut.
Yes. Yes, he complains the entire time, and whenever Clopin starts measuring him for a noose, Queequeg threatens to juggle him. So instead he parks the policebox in front of a Duane Reade and buys himself some earplugs.
I know absolutely nothing about Doctor Who, but I guess I'm on Policebox duty. Who else is backseat driving this box? Is it all awesome literary characters who should never have to die? Is Gavrouche in there somewhere?
YOU'RE THINKING HOW AMAZING THIS WOULD BE. And I'm thinking just how many literary characters would hate the Doctor for being so vague and sort of dangerous. Oh my god. Clopin can't strangle him. What would he do when he found that out?
I am putting a cap on the comic version, in that it will feature only Queequeg, Ishmael, and Clopin, and will not go over ten pages (five, if I can help it). I encourage you to go further in prose.
Shut up.
No one dies. They swim into an epic life of adventure and awesome homo romance.
They take Clopin's blue policebox there.
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But yes. Then Ishmael and Queequeg take a trip in Clopin's blue policebox and Ishmael complains the entire time.
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Yes. Yes, he complains the entire time, and whenever Clopin starts measuring him for a noose, Queequeg threatens to juggle him. So instead he parks the policebox in front of a Duane Reade and buys himself some earplugs.
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...Someone has to write Clopin's blue policebox fic. Because I cannot stand to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Who else is backseat driving this box? Is it all awesome literary characters who should never have to die? Is Gavrouche in there somewhere?
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Man, I really need to get into this show.
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And you might be off the hook for that fic, because I am sort of kind of penciling out the fancomic version right now BUT I MAKE NO PROMISES.
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SO EXCITE
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Oh God so much homework what am I thinking....
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And I'm thinking just how many literary characters would hate the Doctor for being so vague and sort of dangerous.
Oh my god. Clopin can't strangle him. What would he do when he found that out?
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