So, I'm trying to write a cover letter to apply for this library technician job....And I just wish that everything about applying for jobs didn't have to be so goddamn FORMAL all the time. I wish I could just say to them THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS JOB MAKES ME JIZZ MY PANTS. IT'S EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT IN A LIBRARY JOB, AND INVOLVES SKILLS FROM ( Read more... )

So I had this dream. Me and Rob and Laine were on the subway together, and we were getting off the train, when I dropped my phone. (Why was it in my hand? you can't use a cell phone on the subway, amber) Naturally, my phone falls into the gap between the train and the platform and is lost forever. SHIT. This would be bad already, but in the dream ( Read more... )