Man, I had the weirdest dream. Or, I've probably had weirder, but I almost never remember dreams.
Anyways, I was the one the dream was happening to, but I wasn't this me. I had an Asian sister, for starters. And I was at a party that someone had set up for me to have sex with multiple people. Like, I was in a room, and they just came in one after the other to have sex with me.
After the sex party, it turned out that the sacked HR admin had been there as well and was now pregnant (so I guess I wasn't the only one having sex), and trying to somehow blame it on the company.
Because of this, everyone who had been at the party (none of my real coworkers, by the way), had to go get a shot (?) at the local library. By this point I was somehow a man and very confused about how to lay out my new penis on the table for our (real) trainee tester from work to administer the shot.
I'm kind of curious about where the dream was heading next, but at that point in time N woke me up because it was half ten in the morning and I never sleep that late.
I have no idea.
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