Today I had the misfortune to encounter a few dozen complete idiots.
How are they idiots? They were members of a mailing list. Each message that goes out to the list contains the following:

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Alright
Alright.

I think we all know I have no love for the Status of Women (SWC). Why might that be? Why don't I feel a comraderie (commradership? whatever) with my non-penised sistern?

I'll tell you.

Because shit like this keeps coming to me ( Read more... )

You know guys, I try to stay away from most political or overly popular topics. A big reason for this is that I don’t normally care. Most importantly, however; is the fact that I am woefully under-informed ( Read more... )

I'm home alone.
I just heard a noise downstairs.
Sow what do I do?
I go investigate, of course!
I didn't even bring a weapon or anything.

THANK GODS I DO NOT LIVE IN A HORROR MOVIE.

Well, I added some oil today.

And I only had to call my Daddy three times!

So, my oil light has been blinking off and on for like a week.

Ok, first of all, I know I should check it for real, but it wouldn't blink if it didn't need some, right?

Anyway.

I just went to walmart to pick some up. I got to the oil section and FUCK.

Did you know there are different kinds of oil?

I've never really considered myself particularly moody. Yeah, I know. That doesn't really seem to jive with what you know about me. I think of me as being more... intense than anything else, I guess ( Read more... )

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Liberal
You scored 33% Gender-Abolitionist, 80% Sexually Liberal, and 0 % Socialist

You are the Liberal Feminist. This means that you tend to ( Read more... )