1) Who wants to see some ponies? I think I'll take Viv this year. I might even buy a pony. Don't worry mum, it'll be a buyback. And if I get to name it before they release it, I'll name it Dalek Whinny. If we rent the house B&B at Watson house, we get rooms at 100 bucks per night!PONIES ( Read more... )

Hello all, it's been a while, so I shall UPDATE BY NUMBERS ( Read more... )

This weekend we are back to the basics and back to the cheaper cookies. Five and six for a dozen! Come on, who wouldn't shell out a fiver for a dozen cookies to arrive at your doorstep this week? You won't have to do anything! Score! Isn't that the price of a trenta moka java latte crappucchino?

( Weekend of comfort classics!! )

Her: I want to sit in your lap like a baby.
Me: How does a baby sit?
Her: (curls up in a ball) Like this.
(A conversation about what babies do ensues.)
Me: When you were a baby, I would rock you right in this chair here and sing you songs.
Her: Yeah, and when I'm the mama and you're the baby.
Me: When what? When I'm the baby and you're the ( Read more... )