halloween lessons to be learned
so, this weekend.. i went out. dressed as an ultra-classy mobster with two of my girl friends, we ransacked purdue and left many a victim pining for our love.
i did learn some valuable lessons as a result of the the festivities. some of these are my first-hand experiences...the others are simply observations i had during brief moments of sobriety.
#1. never inhale a cigar. especially a cheap, peach-flavored one.
#2. it's a good idea to take the cup from one party to the next...because you never know if it will come in handy on the car ride over. catch my drift?
#3. like a good neighbor, wilson wilson was there. ("the best tree pole ever!")
#4. if his name is "dr. phil good", avoid him at all costs. especially do not dance with him.
#5. pitch-black basement stairs hurt really hard upon contact. and leave lots of bruises.
#6. the bullets are better off sitting on the washing machine.
#7. if ashley says, "eat this roasted pumpkin seed that's been sitting on this washing machine all day!" you do it.
#8. three girls in a bed=no sleep time. okay, perverts... get your mind out of the fantasy gutter.
#9. look out for floor vents in old houses. stiletto boots may have been made for walking, but not over these things. ouch.
#10. daisy duke swings both ways.
#11. watch where you walk.
#12. inebriation combats pain...but wait until the next morning!
--meg
ps: life is REALLY looking up. i'm excited about something that is going to be big... ;) i hope.
i did learn some valuable lessons as a result of the the festivities. some of these are my first-hand experiences...the others are simply observations i had during brief moments of sobriety.
#1. never inhale a cigar. especially a cheap, peach-flavored one.
#2. it's a good idea to take the cup from one party to the next...because you never know if it will come in handy on the car ride over. catch my drift?
#3. like a good neighbor, wilson wilson was there. ("the best tree pole ever!")
#4. if his name is "dr. phil good", avoid him at all costs. especially do not dance with him.
#5. pitch-black basement stairs hurt really hard upon contact. and leave lots of bruises.
#6. the bullets are better off sitting on the washing machine.
#7. if ashley says, "eat this roasted pumpkin seed that's been sitting on this washing machine all day!" you do it.
#8. three girls in a bed=no sleep time. okay, perverts... get your mind out of the fantasy gutter.
#9. look out for floor vents in old houses. stiletto boots may have been made for walking, but not over these things. ouch.
#10. daisy duke swings both ways.
#11. watch where you walk.
#12. inebriation combats pain...but wait until the next morning!
--meg
ps: life is REALLY looking up. i'm excited about something that is going to be big... ;) i hope.