seinfeld quotes. because i love it.
"is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else? ...and the better looking they are, the faster they go. i mean i see 'em out there on the street, they're zooming around. they're a blur. it's like they got a motor on their ass." --george costanza
"these preztels....are making me THIRSTY!"
"there's too much urinary freedom in this society. i'm proud to hold it in. it builds character."--jerry
"newman is my sworn enemy. and he lives down the hall from my home. my home, Elaine! where I sleep, where i come to play with my toys."--jerry
"i'm vandelay industries?"--jerry
"right."--george
"and what is that?"
"you're in latex."
"latex? and what do i do with latex?"
"you manufacture it."
"it's like having a circus in my mouth!"--kramer
"jerry, look how tense you are. you need to take a soak."--kramer
"i'm not taking a soak in that human bacteria vat you got goin' there."--jerry
"come on, i'm telling you, it's great. i opened up all the windows. the air is cold, the tub is boiling hot. it's like sweden, man. sweden!"
"these preztels....are making me THIRSTY!"
"there's too much urinary freedom in this society. i'm proud to hold it in. it builds character."--jerry
"newman is my sworn enemy. and he lives down the hall from my home. my home, Elaine! where I sleep, where i come to play with my toys."--jerry
"i'm vandelay industries?"--jerry
"right."--george
"and what is that?"
"you're in latex."
"latex? and what do i do with latex?"
"you manufacture it."
"it's like having a circus in my mouth!"--kramer
"jerry, look how tense you are. you need to take a soak."--kramer
"i'm not taking a soak in that human bacteria vat you got goin' there."--jerry
"come on, i'm telling you, it's great. i opened up all the windows. the air is cold, the tub is boiling hot. it's like sweden, man. sweden!"