[199] rejoice, for i have returned.

[aldehyde]

hello, dear comrades. you might be glad to know that i am alive and well, despite not having updated for almost a fortnight and ignoring my darling flist for 3+ weeks. did you miss me? well, i missed YOU.

since my last update, i have:

1) seen the jonas brothers in concert => lulz how far i've fallen
2) attended an amazing trance rave => above & beyond and markus schulz were amaaazeballs
3) celebrated a wonderful eid in a decidedly un-islamic manner => although a friend and i did prepare a sumptuous meal for 20 guests, which was met with much relish and praise
4) spent a lot of time with friends and felt more like my old self for the first time in months almost a year
5) laughed to this:



well, everyone knows my dress would be made of frozen coke. and coke cans. duh.

however, i am currently quite sick, and have spent the last couple of hours bawling my eyes out due to srs bzns conversations. so i'm going to round off this post with the extended spn s6 promo that was released today, and a mouthwatering gif that most of you have probably already seen [and fapped to, don't even lie].

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DEAN IN A FUCKING HARD HAT, ZOMG! CUE JIZZING! LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS MOUTH OF HIS AND LOOKING ALL RESPECTABLE AND WELL-MANNERED AND HOMG I WANT TO RAVAGE HIM NOW. DEEEEEEEAN! OH NOES, THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOULDERS ONCE MORE ;( KICK SOME ASSES AND TAKE SOME NAMES, BB. THEN SCREW ME YOUR BRO YOUR ANGEL BFF LISA SOMEONE IN THE IMPALA, THANKS.



FFFFFFFFFFFFFF SAM WINCHESTER GET IN ME NOW. MY TEETH NEED TO BE ALL OVER THOSE ABS. AND HIPBONES. AND STOMACH. AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD NOW. HOLY FREAKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER. TIME IN LUCY'S CAGE DONE YOU GOOD, BOY. YOU CAN BE EVIL WITH ME ALL YOU LIKE, I WON'T COMPLAIN.

CAS BB, WHATCHU FALLING OUT OF WINDOWS FOR? AND RUINING SAMMY'S NEW RIDE IN THE PROCESS? IT'S OKAY, YOU LOOK ALL BAMFY WHILE DOING SO. I HOPE BEING SHERIFF OF HEAVEN MEANS YOU'LL BE ALL ALIENESQUE ONCE MORE, WHICH WOULD JUST BE DELIGHTFUL.

GRANDPA SKINNER CAMPBELL, YOUR BALD HEAD IS AS ALLURING AS IT WAS ON X-FILES AND I'M CURIOUS TO SEE HOW YOU'RE BACK IN ACTION WITHOUT HAVING AGED A DAY. I ALSO SEE OTHER CAMPBELLS LOOKING KICKASS WHILE HANDLING WEAPONS AND I APPROVE HEARTILY.

jfc i can't even articulate how excited i am for s6 right now.