This month marks 27 years since I last experienced "intimacy" with a female. If the opportunity WERE to happen again, I might not remember what to do.

Have you ever had friends/acquaintances of the opposite gender who you wonder what they would be like in the bedroom?

Goodness knows I have! Unfortunately, I'll never get the chance to find out. My luck don't run like that.

Unless there's a dramatic change in my luck, I doubt seriously I'll ever get the chance to "share a bed" with a woman again before medical issues eventually do me in. Guess I should be glad for the four or so years I WAS able to experience it.

Random Thought: I've "slept" with someone in their 20's(ex-wife) and 30's(Barbara A., back in 1997), but have yet to do the same with someone in their 40's.

I saw this randomly online, nearly spit coffee all over my monitor...


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In the newsletters I get from my local ISP, ONE image caught my eye. I'm sure they get their images from an image farm, but nontheless, I'd tap that ass...


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Is it odd that I find Arianna Huffington "extremely hittable"?

What's the deal with all women from south Louisiana being batshiat crazy?

A few examples: Britney Spears and her younger sister, their mom, my ex-wife, her mom, etc....

Andrew and I had to go food shopping earlier today. Think we're "stocked up" for a couple more weeks now...


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