I just don't understand people who stand in line for HOURS to see a movie for the first time. I mean, it's not like the film is only going to be shown once, then disappear forever!

I was reading my Twitter list after work this evening, and nearly spit tea all over my monitor when I clicked the link John C. Dvorak (twitter.com/therealdvorak) posted there. Link might be slightly NSFW, so I put it behind the cut...

( Don't be drinkin' anything! )