How the Apprentice episodes should have gone, because OMG it would have been fscking EPIC!!!! XD

"Who knows? I might even become like a father to you." Slade commented, slapping the device onto Robin's wrist as the boy stared at it, his eyebrows knitting together angrily behind his mask. Looking back up at the man, his expression just as angry and ( Read more... )

OMG, this just totally made my day, so now I have to share.

Caspia, after a fallen angel pretty much tells her he's going to kill her and eat her heart: "You must be very embarrassed. [...] I would die of shame if I had thousands of years of pictures of me in a diaper with feather dusters on my back." XD

This fic is looking pretty awful so far, but this line just made my day, so I have to share it. XD

"At a bookstore a few blocks from Titan Tower, the entire section of vampire romance novels suddenly exploded.

All of Jump City rejoiced."

Leave it to Raven to accidentally destroy the Twilight Saga. Thanks Rae!^^

Because this movie is awesome, and I am in love with so many of these lines. XD

Fury: "Well let me know if 'Real Power' wants a magazine or something."

Thor: "Have care how you speak - Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother."
Black Widow: "He killed 80 people in two days."
Thor: "He is adopted."

Thor: "Bilge snipe. You know - ( Read more... )

I came across these while reading a Teen Titans fanfic (Echoes: Chapter 5, A Toast, by EmaniaHilel), and just had to make note of them for potential future use.

"May your joys be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam."
-Aqualad

"May you never lie, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie with each other. And if you must cheat, ( Read more... )

"Far over the misty mountains cold ( Read more... )

Higgs:  "Are you really the Heterodyne?"
Agatha:  "YES. I could CACKLY MANIACALLY if it would help."
Higgs:  "It MIGHT."
Agatha:  "I beg your pardon?"
Higgs:  "Oh, not for ME- but it seems mighty important to THIS."

Tarvek:  "What are you DOING?!"
Violetta:  "Duh. We're manhandling your royal personage."
Snaug:  "'S okay, sir. It's on the lady's orders."

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More of my favorite Girl Genius Comic quotes! Because there are far too many to fit them all into one entry. XD

Dimo:  "Hy vundered vere HYU had got to."
Jenka:  "ME? I vos travelink about, deliverink messages. Causink TROUBLE."

Krosp:  "What did she give you? Hey! HEY! Curious cat, here!"

Agatha:  "So- who ARE you, sir?"
Carson:  "That's what I intend ( Read more... )

Because I just realized I have a list of them saved to my desktop, but haven't started a list of them here. And because a new page goes up at midnight tonight, and I'm already getting fangirly. XD

Gil:  "But- He threw... a bomb at me... oh never mind..."

Agatha:  "AAAAH!"
Jager:  "Vots de matta, gurl?"
Agatha:  "They sent you out to EAT me! WAAAAAAA-"
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OMG, I am so totally in love with Young Justice! Especially Robin and Kid Flash (though admittedly, I've always had a bit of a soft spot for them). Especially especially Robin's evil little cackle when he goes ninja and disappears, and his attempts to make English make sense. Soooo... it's time for a new list of favorite quotes! Whee~!^^ *fangirls*

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