I went back to sleep, and I ended up having a sex dream about George Clooney. He kept hitting on me and slapping my butt and we had sex in a hotel room and were making out in a car. Oh, and it was also a Tower party. Mr. Clooney is a secret member of the Tower! :joy I wonder who he is and if the Hall that raises/raised him will/has been sworn ( Read more... )

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So after 23.5 years of boys not noticing me, it seems suddenly they're everywhere, coming at me from all directions ( Read more... )