I just googled my user name and found myself in the middle of 2008 reading some entries. I used to be so adorable and didn't fill up my journal with paragraph upon paragraph of boring. I'm going to try and channel that a little, and update more often (if I had a nickel ( Read more... )

Mom: lizzie called today to tell josie that pigs dont sweat and have 3 hour orgasms.

Me: and 12 teats

Alex: thats only half as many as dad has