Monday will be two months since dad died and I think we're all coping well. Alia's completely irrational, but that's not a new behavior. Mom prioritizes her friends/facebook over us; it probably isn't all that bad since we used to have to pry farmville from her hands if we wanted to talk to her, now we at least can say she's communicating with real ( Read more... )

My developmentally challenged mother slammed my finger in the car door the other night and stared at me while I pleaded for her to open the door cause she thought I was fucking with her. The appendage survived the trauma. Mother is forgiven after a back scratch was obtained from the perp ( Read more... )

On myspace I added this girl from alia's school last night. Alia told her friend Gabby who asked "why?"

alia: because she thinks shes adorable.
me: dont worry i know shes only 12.
alia: shes like 14.
me: (pelvic thrust) good for me!
dad: yeah, its not statutory rape.
alex: nope, just normal rape.

Mom: lizzie called today to tell josie that pigs dont sweat and have 3 hour orgasms.

Me: and 12 teats

Alex: thats only half as many as dad has