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-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
AC: :33 < *ac purrowls through the midnight brush, apurroaching her purrey silently as a mighty tiger such as herself likes to do*
CG: UGH.
CG: HOLD ON A SECOND I NEED TO GET MY MIND IN A POSITION WHERE IT'S WILLING TO HUMOR YOU ON THIS CRAZY RP BULLSHIT OF YOURS.
AC: :33 < ok!
CG: WHILE I'M DOING THAT MAYBE YOU CAN CONSIDER, YOU KNOW, NOT DOING IT.
CG: I MEAN I KNOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO CONSIDER THAT FOR AN INSTANT.
CG: THIS IS LIKE YOUR FETISH OR SOMETHING, PRETENDING TO BE A TIGER.
CG: WHAT KIND OF FETISH EVEN IS THAT, GETTING OFF ON ANIMALS??
CG: BUT YEAH WHATEVER LET ME GO BEAT MY HEAD INTO THE WALL A FEW TIMES AND I'LL BE READY TO PRETEND TO BE A FUCKING JACKALOPE OR WHATEVER THE DICKASS YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO DO HERE.
AC: :33 < h33h33
AC: :33 < karkat youre purretty funny!
CG: KARKAT DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS COMPLIMENT OF HIS COMEDIC TIMING AND UTTER GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO BEING BASICALLY THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME GUY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T KNOW THAT? ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS.
CG: PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT TREE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S IN FOR A MINUTE AND LET'S JUST TALK LIKE FUCKING PEOPLE FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES INSTEAD OF HAVING TO YIFF IT OUT AND PROBE FOR PHALLUSES IN DICKCAVES IN THE DEEP DARK MARSH OF FELLATIO FOREST.
AC: :33 < *ac is purretty sure she would purrfer to k33p playing purrtend games fur now even if karkitty doesnt want to! and also she pawnders with a delicate tap of her paw against her purrfectly furry face how he knew about fellatio furest!*
CG: OK WELL WHATEVER KEEP PLA
CG: WAIT WHAT.
CG: ARE YOU HONESTLY FUCKING TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE IN THE PAST PLAYED A GAME IN WHICH YOU FROLLICKED THROUGH THE WOODS IN A FELINE MANNER AMIDST GLADES OF DICKSUCKING.
AC: :33 < *ac rolls in the grass pawdorably and picks karkat a purretty flower!* :33
CG: OKAY YEAH SURE JUST IGNORE ME ENTIRELY AND LEAVE ME SITTING OVER HERE WONDERING ABOUT YOUR HISTORY IN THE ANCIENT DELLS OF BLOWJOBIA.
CG: DID YOU NEED SOMETHING.
AC: :33 < *with a sigh and an eyeroll the mighty tigress notes that she really wishes karkitty would find something else to use as his metafur fur the day!!*
AC: :33 < oh! um!
AC: :33 < i just thought that purhaps we could pawsibly talk about romance? :))
CG: OH.
CG: WELL YEAH LET ME JUST KIND OF SHUFFLE EVERYTHING I HAVE TO THE SIDE HERE.
CG: OKAY WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, DO YOU NEED ADVICE OR WHAT.
AC: :33 < well i was just wondering...
AC: :33 < *ac rubs her paws together in a thoughtfur manner!*
AC: :33 < how do you know when you love someone karkitty? :OO
CG: OKAY CAN YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT JUST
CG: I DON'T LIKE NICKNAMES OKAY.
AC: :(( < fiiiiiine
AC: :(( < just karcat then
CG: O....KAY???
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: I'LL HELP YOU BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET YOURSELF IN SOME KIND OF RETARDED SITUATION IN WHICH THERE ARE ELEVEN BUCKETS AND YOU SITTING IN THE MIDDLE MEOWING PATHETICALLY AND TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HELP YOU FILL THE STUPID THINGS BUT EVERYONE'LL BE TOO BUSY POUNDING NOOKS WITH EVERYONE ELSE TO HELP YOU OUT.
CG: IT'S LIKE YOU'RE AT A BUCKET PARTY AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING FUN AT THE PUNCH BOWL AND BANGING.
CG: AND YOU'RE THE LONELY ONE SITTING IN THE CORNER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND WISHING THAT SOMEONE WOULD TALK TO YOU BUT YOU'RE TOO AUTISTIC TO ACTUALLY REALIZE THAT YOU NEED TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
CG: MEANWHILE A SAD LITTLE TUNE IS PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS SCENARIO. BUT SERIOUSLY ANYWAY.
CG: IF I HELP YOU YOU CAN'T TELL SWEATY MCDOUCHEGLASSES GOT IT???
AC: :33 < why not???
AC: :33 < maybe if he knew youd helped me hed like you more! :OO
CG: HAHAHAHAHA
CG: MORE LIKE IF HE KNEW I'D HELPED YOU HE'D LIKE ME LESS MORE.
CG: WHICH IS TO SAY THAT THAT THING YOU SAID JUST NOW WAS BASICALLY THE MOST DELUSIONAL THING EVER.
AC: :33 < ok well i wont tell equius
AC: :33 < now lets talk!
AC: :33 < *ac flops down onto her kitty rump and bats playfurly at karkats feet while she waits!*
CG: OKAY WELL. FINE.
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: THE THING TO REALIZE ABOUT THE FLUSHED QUADRANT IS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT COMPLICATED IN COMPARISON TO, SAY, THE ASHEN QUADRANT.
CG: YOU'RE USED TO PALE BECAUSE OF BALLS "HORSEDONG" DICKLICKER SO AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE ON THE RED HALF OF THE SCALE.
CG: BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN JACK.
CG: THEY'RE MORE SIMILAR THAN THE ASHEN/FLUSHED COMPARISON OR THE PALE/CALIGINOUS COMPARISON BUT TO BE HONEST THAT ISN'T REALLY HARD.
CG: THE TWO SIDES OF ROMANCE ARE SO DIFFERENT THAT IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH COMPARING THEM HALF THE TIME.
AC: :33 < *ac takes notes!*
CG: THE THING ABOUT FLUSHED RELATIONSHIPS IS THAT THEY TEND TO COME EASIER THAN THE OTHER THREE.
CG: WELL MAYBE NOT KISMESIS STUFF BECAUSE SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HATING SOMEONE??
CG: IT ISN'T THAT HARD, MAGNIFYING THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL.
CG: BUT ANYWAY LOVE JUST KIND OF HAPPENS.
CG: MOIRAILS NEED A DEEPER BOND BEFORE THEY CLICK, AUSPISTICES ALREADY KNOW THE OTHER PEOPLE PRETTY WELL BEFORE THEY JUMP INTO THAT, KISMETUDE IS A DEEP ENOUGH HATRED THAT YOU DON'T USUALLY JUST START HATING SOMEONE THE MOMENT YOU SEE THEM.
CG: UNLESS YOU'RE ME.
CG: OR ERIDAN BUT TO BE HONEST HE'S GOT HIS HEAD SO FAR UP HIS RECTAL CAVITY THAT I'M SURPRISED HE HASN'T JUST COCOONED HIMSELF INTO THERE AND STARTED METAMORPHING INTO SOMEONE WHO CAN LITERALLY ONLY SPEAK BULLSHIT.
CG: AS OPPOSED TO THE 99% OF THE TIME HE DOES RIGHT NOW.
AC: :33 < karkat youre losing me over here!!
AC: :33 < *ac has long since started doodling butterfurlies on her papurr*
CG: OKAY YEAH SORRY I FORGOT YOU HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF AN IMMOLATED CLUCKBEAST.
CG: ANYWAY THE THING ABOUT LOVE IS YOU CAN'T OVERTHINK IT.
CG: IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE YOU CAN USUALLY TELL.
AC: X(( < i need to know howwww though!!
AC: :(( < how do you feel when youre in love?
AC: :33 < equius says you start to sweat a lot but i dont think thats good advice coming from him
CG: WOW THAT'S NOT DISGUSTING AT ALL!!!
CG: OKAY WELL JUST.
CG: HUH.
CG: OKAY THIS IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING TO THINK ABOUT THAN I ASSUMED ANYTHING YOU'D SAY WOULD EVER BE.
AC: :33 < *ac purroudly puffs out her mighty tigress chest and marches around the room in a victory purrade!*
CG: HOLY SHIT I SAID THAT IT WAS INTERESTING YOU DON'T NEED TO GET ALL FUCKING EXCITED OVER IT.
CG: HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU NOT BEEN EATEN BY SOMETHING.
AC: :|| < *ac reminds karkat of her mighty claws*
CG: OH YEAH THE CLAWS WELL WHATEVER.
CG: OKAY WELL.
CG: LOVE IS A CHEMICAL REACTION IN BASIS.
CG: SOME OF THE EFFECTS ARE SIMILAR TO THOSE OF AN ADRENALINE RUSH.
CG: YOUR HEART STARTS BEATING FASTER, SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE THINKING.
AC: :33 < *ac places her paw on her chest to check something unrelated! :33*
CG: UH.
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT FEEL SOME WEAKNESS IN YOUR LIMBS OR SOMETHING FROM NERVOUSNESS.
AC: :OO < *and suddenly acs legs give out and she collapses to the furloor! she is a flopped kitty :((*
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING.
AC: :33 < nothing!
AC: :33 < keep going!
CG: AND UH.
CG: WOW THAT KIND OF DERAILED MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT THERE.
CG: ...
CG: OH YEAH.
CG: THE BIGGEST THING THOUGH IS THAT IF YOU'RE ATTACHED TO SOMEONE IN A FLUSHED MANNER, I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SPEND LOTS OF TIME AROUND THEM RIGHT??
CG: YOU'RE GONNA PESTER THEM AT ALL HOURS ABOUT TRIVIAL THINGS AN
CG: ...
CG: NEPETA.
AC: :33 < yes karkat?? :33
AC: :33 < *ac smiles efur so sweetly at her furiend*
CG: ARE YOU.
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING FLUSHED FOR ME.
AC: :33 < h33h33
AC: :33 < thanks for the help karkitty!!
AC: :33 < i n33d to go hunt now bye!!
CG: WAIT WHAT
CG: DON'T GO YET YOU FUCKING IDIOT GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CG: I SWEAR TO GOG NEPETA IF YOU L
CG: HGGGGGGGGGHAGGGGGHDHgfdjkgjk
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] smashed his computer in rage --
AC: :33 < *ac purrowls through the midnight brush, apurroaching her purrey silently as a mighty tiger such as herself likes to do*
CG: UGH.
CG: HOLD ON A SECOND I NEED TO GET MY MIND IN A POSITION WHERE IT'S WILLING TO HUMOR YOU ON THIS CRAZY RP BULLSHIT OF YOURS.
AC: :33 < ok!
CG: WHILE I'M DOING THAT MAYBE YOU CAN CONSIDER, YOU KNOW, NOT DOING IT.
CG: I MEAN I KNOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO CONSIDER THAT FOR AN INSTANT.
CG: THIS IS LIKE YOUR FETISH OR SOMETHING, PRETENDING TO BE A TIGER.
CG: WHAT KIND OF FETISH EVEN IS THAT, GETTING OFF ON ANIMALS??
CG: BUT YEAH WHATEVER LET ME GO BEAT MY HEAD INTO THE WALL A FEW TIMES AND I'LL BE READY TO PRETEND TO BE A FUCKING JACKALOPE OR WHATEVER THE DICKASS YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO DO HERE.
AC: :33 < h33h33
AC: :33 < karkat youre purretty funny!
CG: KARKAT DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS COMPLIMENT OF HIS COMEDIC TIMING AND UTTER GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO BEING BASICALLY THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME GUY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T KNOW THAT? ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS.
CG: PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT TREE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S IN FOR A MINUTE AND LET'S JUST TALK LIKE FUCKING PEOPLE FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES INSTEAD OF HAVING TO YIFF IT OUT AND PROBE FOR PHALLUSES IN DICKCAVES IN THE DEEP DARK MARSH OF FELLATIO FOREST.
AC: :33 < *ac is purretty sure she would purrfer to k33p playing purrtend games fur now even if karkitty doesnt want to! and also she pawnders with a delicate tap of her paw against her purrfectly furry face how he knew about fellatio furest!*
CG: OK WELL WHATEVER KEEP PLA
CG: WAIT WHAT.
CG: ARE YOU HONESTLY FUCKING TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE IN THE PAST PLAYED A GAME IN WHICH YOU FROLLICKED THROUGH THE WOODS IN A FELINE MANNER AMIDST GLADES OF DICKSUCKING.
AC: :33 < *ac rolls in the grass pawdorably and picks karkat a purretty flower!* :33
CG: OKAY YEAH SURE JUST IGNORE ME ENTIRELY AND LEAVE ME SITTING OVER HERE WONDERING ABOUT YOUR HISTORY IN THE ANCIENT DELLS OF BLOWJOBIA.
CG: DID YOU NEED SOMETHING.
AC: :33 < *with a sigh and an eyeroll the mighty tigress notes that she really wishes karkitty would find something else to use as his metafur fur the day!!*
AC: :33 < oh! um!
AC: :33 < i just thought that purhaps we could pawsibly talk about romance? :))
CG: OH.
CG: WELL YEAH LET ME JUST KIND OF SHUFFLE EVERYTHING I HAVE TO THE SIDE HERE.
CG: OKAY WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, DO YOU NEED ADVICE OR WHAT.
AC: :33 < well i was just wondering...
AC: :33 < *ac rubs her paws together in a thoughtfur manner!*
AC: :33 < how do you know when you love someone karkitty? :OO
CG: OKAY CAN YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT JUST
CG: I DON'T LIKE NICKNAMES OKAY.
AC: :(( < fiiiiiine
AC: :(( < just karcat then
CG: O....KAY???
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: I'LL HELP YOU BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET YOURSELF IN SOME KIND OF RETARDED SITUATION IN WHICH THERE ARE ELEVEN BUCKETS AND YOU SITTING IN THE MIDDLE MEOWING PATHETICALLY AND TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HELP YOU FILL THE STUPID THINGS BUT EVERYONE'LL BE TOO BUSY POUNDING NOOKS WITH EVERYONE ELSE TO HELP YOU OUT.
CG: IT'S LIKE YOU'RE AT A BUCKET PARTY AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING FUN AT THE PUNCH BOWL AND BANGING.
CG: AND YOU'RE THE LONELY ONE SITTING IN THE CORNER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND WISHING THAT SOMEONE WOULD TALK TO YOU BUT YOU'RE TOO AUTISTIC TO ACTUALLY REALIZE THAT YOU NEED TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
CG: MEANWHILE A SAD LITTLE TUNE IS PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS SCENARIO. BUT SERIOUSLY ANYWAY.
CG: IF I HELP YOU YOU CAN'T TELL SWEATY MCDOUCHEGLASSES GOT IT???
AC: :33 < why not???
AC: :33 < maybe if he knew youd helped me hed like you more! :OO
CG: HAHAHAHAHA
CG: MORE LIKE IF HE KNEW I'D HELPED YOU HE'D LIKE ME LESS MORE.
CG: WHICH IS TO SAY THAT THAT THING YOU SAID JUST NOW WAS BASICALLY THE MOST DELUSIONAL THING EVER.
AC: :33 < ok well i wont tell equius
AC: :33 < now lets talk!
AC: :33 < *ac flops down onto her kitty rump and bats playfurly at karkats feet while she waits!*
CG: OKAY WELL. FINE.
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: THE THING TO REALIZE ABOUT THE FLUSHED QUADRANT IS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT COMPLICATED IN COMPARISON TO, SAY, THE ASHEN QUADRANT.
CG: YOU'RE USED TO PALE BECAUSE OF BALLS "HORSEDONG" DICKLICKER SO AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE ON THE RED HALF OF THE SCALE.
CG: BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN JACK.
CG: THEY'RE MORE SIMILAR THAN THE ASHEN/FLUSHED COMPARISON OR THE PALE/CALIGINOUS COMPARISON BUT TO BE HONEST THAT ISN'T REALLY HARD.
CG: THE TWO SIDES OF ROMANCE ARE SO DIFFERENT THAT IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH COMPARING THEM HALF THE TIME.
AC: :33 < *ac takes notes!*
CG: THE THING ABOUT FLUSHED RELATIONSHIPS IS THAT THEY TEND TO COME EASIER THAN THE OTHER THREE.
CG: WELL MAYBE NOT KISMESIS STUFF BECAUSE SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HATING SOMEONE??
CG: IT ISN'T THAT HARD, MAGNIFYING THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL.
CG: BUT ANYWAY LOVE JUST KIND OF HAPPENS.
CG: MOIRAILS NEED A DEEPER BOND BEFORE THEY CLICK, AUSPISTICES ALREADY KNOW THE OTHER PEOPLE PRETTY WELL BEFORE THEY JUMP INTO THAT, KISMETUDE IS A DEEP ENOUGH HATRED THAT YOU DON'T USUALLY JUST START HATING SOMEONE THE MOMENT YOU SEE THEM.
CG: UNLESS YOU'RE ME.
CG: OR ERIDAN BUT TO BE HONEST HE'S GOT HIS HEAD SO FAR UP HIS RECTAL CAVITY THAT I'M SURPRISED HE HASN'T JUST COCOONED HIMSELF INTO THERE AND STARTED METAMORPHING INTO SOMEONE WHO CAN LITERALLY ONLY SPEAK BULLSHIT.
CG: AS OPPOSED TO THE 99% OF THE TIME HE DOES RIGHT NOW.
AC: :33 < karkat youre losing me over here!!
AC: :33 < *ac has long since started doodling butterfurlies on her papurr*
CG: OKAY YEAH SORRY I FORGOT YOU HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF AN IMMOLATED CLUCKBEAST.
CG: ANYWAY THE THING ABOUT LOVE IS YOU CAN'T OVERTHINK IT.
CG: IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE YOU CAN USUALLY TELL.
AC: X(( < i need to know howwww though!!
AC: :(( < how do you feel when youre in love?
AC: :33 < equius says you start to sweat a lot but i dont think thats good advice coming from him
CG: WOW THAT'S NOT DISGUSTING AT ALL!!!
CG: OKAY WELL JUST.
CG: HUH.
CG: OKAY THIS IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING TO THINK ABOUT THAN I ASSUMED ANYTHING YOU'D SAY WOULD EVER BE.
AC: :33 < *ac purroudly puffs out her mighty tigress chest and marches around the room in a victory purrade!*
CG: HOLY SHIT I SAID THAT IT WAS INTERESTING YOU DON'T NEED TO GET ALL FUCKING EXCITED OVER IT.
CG: HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU NOT BEEN EATEN BY SOMETHING.
AC: :|| < *ac reminds karkat of her mighty claws*
CG: OH YEAH THE CLAWS WELL WHATEVER.
CG: OKAY WELL.
CG: LOVE IS A CHEMICAL REACTION IN BASIS.
CG: SOME OF THE EFFECTS ARE SIMILAR TO THOSE OF AN ADRENALINE RUSH.
CG: YOUR HEART STARTS BEATING FASTER, SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE THINKING.
AC: :33 < *ac places her paw on her chest to check something unrelated! :33*
CG: UH.
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT FEEL SOME WEAKNESS IN YOUR LIMBS OR SOMETHING FROM NERVOUSNESS.
AC: :OO < *and suddenly acs legs give out and she collapses to the furloor! she is a flopped kitty :((*
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING.
AC: :33 < nothing!
AC: :33 < keep going!
CG: AND UH.
CG: WOW THAT KIND OF DERAILED MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT THERE.
CG: ...
CG: OH YEAH.
CG: THE BIGGEST THING THOUGH IS THAT IF YOU'RE ATTACHED TO SOMEONE IN A FLUSHED MANNER, I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SPEND LOTS OF TIME AROUND THEM RIGHT??
CG: YOU'RE GONNA PESTER THEM AT ALL HOURS ABOUT TRIVIAL THINGS AN
CG: ...
CG: NEPETA.
AC: :33 < yes karkat?? :33
AC: :33 < *ac smiles efur so sweetly at her furiend*
CG: ARE YOU.
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING FLUSHED FOR ME.
AC: :33 < h33h33
AC: :33 < thanks for the help karkitty!!
AC: :33 < i n33d to go hunt now bye!!
CG: WAIT WHAT
CG: DON'T GO YET YOU FUCKING IDIOT GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CG: I SWEAR TO GOG NEPETA IF YOU L
CG: HGGGGGGGGGHAGGGGGHDHgfdjkgjk
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] smashed his computer in rage --