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arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling Hearts Boxcars [HB] -
AC: :33 < mr boxcars!!
AC: :33 < *ac tugs on mr boxcars' jacket with her furocious tiger teeth to get his attention!*
HB: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA DOIN CLAWS
HB: OH WAIT IS THIS THAT ARPEE SHIT OF YERS
HB: LET ME GIVE IT A FUCKIN SHOT
AC: :33 < im sure youll do purrfectly mr boxcars! :OO
HB: OKAY SO
HB: PRETEND THERE'S SOME FUCKER ALL TRYIN TA GET INTA MY SHIT
HB: STEALIN MY GUNS AND ALL SORTSA FUCKIN ORNERY BULLCRAP
HB: NOW PRETEND I'M SHOOTIN HIM IN THE FUCKIN FACE
HB: GAME FUCKIN OVER THERE FUCKER DON'T TAKE MY GODDAMN GUNS YA FUCKING RUBE
AC: :|| < um
AC: :33 < that was purrty good fur a furst-timer mr boxcars!! <33
HB: YEAH YA THINK SO
HB: I'M PRETTY FUCKIN GREAT AT THIS SHIT
HB: DID YA NEED SOMETHIN CLAWS, AIN'T IT A LITTLE LATE FER YOU TA STILL BE UP
AC: :(( < i couldnt get to sl33p :((
AC: :33 < its a little lonely once efuryone else is in bed
AC: :33 < and i thought maybe you could tell me a bedtime story? :33
HB: WHAT
HB: WHAT KINDA GUY DO YA THINK I AM CLAWS I AIN'T NO STORYTELLER I'M A FUCKIN CREW MEMBER
HB: I SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE AND PUNCH SHIT IN THE SHIT I DON'T TELL NO FUCKIN STORIES
AC: :(( < pawl333333333333ase??
AC: :(( < *ac clings to mr boxcars' leg with tears welling up in her purretty and pawdorable shiny eyes!!*
AC: :(( < i think youd be a good storyteller mr. boxcars
AC: :33 < you can tell me about something you did in the crew!!
HB: BLARHGHGGHDSGH GET THE FUCK OFF MY METAPHORICAL LEG
HB: GODDAMMIT FINE I'LL TELL YA A STORY JUST CALM YER SHIT CLAWS GET INTA YER BED OR YER SLIMEHOLE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK AND TUCK YERSELF IN
HB: FUCKIN HELL
AC: :33 < YAAAAAY!! :33
AC: :33 < thank you mr boxcars!! <33
AC: :33 < youre the best <33
AC: :33 < *ac delivers a fuzzy kitty kiss to mr boxcars' silly gigantic head and curls up in a sl33py ball to eagerly await this most pawmazing of all bedtime tails!!*
HB: OKAY UH LET'S FUCKIN SEE HERE
HB: OKAY I THINK I FUCKIN GOT ONE
HB: SO THERE I FUCKIN WAS
HB: SLICK AND DEUCE WERE ASLEEP, DROOG WAS OFF AT THE HABERDASHERY LOOKIN FER A FUCKIN SUIT
HB: AND I WAS BACK AT HOME
HB: GETTIN READY FER FUN WITH THIS BROAD
AC: :OO < mr BOXCARS!!
AC: :33 < i didnt know you had a lady furiend ;33
HB: SHE WASN'T MY LADY FRIEND SHE WAS MY FUCKIN WH
HB: OKAY YA KNOW WHAT THIS AIN'T A STORY FER KIDS
AC: :33 < your fuckin wh??
HB: SHUT YER TRAP CLAWS IT'S TIME FER A NEW STORY GODDAMMIT
HB: ABOUT THE TIME I FUCKIN DOMINATED THE FELT
AC: :OO < all by yourself mr boxcars??
HB: YEAH
HB: NOW SHUT YER SHIT AND LET ME FUCKIN TELL IT
AC: :OO < pawlright!!
AC: :33 < *acs shit is purrfectly shut!*
HB: AND STOP FUCKIN SWEARIN
HB: ANYWAY LET'S FUCKIN GET THIS SHIT STARTED
HB: SO THERE I WAS IN FELT MANOR
HB: SURROUNDED BY FUCKIN GREEN TORSOS
HB: RESTA THE CREW WAS FUCKIN TIED UP IN THE CORNER, SNOWMAN GOT THE GODDAMN DROP ON EM
HB: BUT I AIN'T FOOLED BY NO FUCKIN DAME
AC: :OO < *ac raises her paw as hiiiigh as it will go, stretching her arm really far to show that she has a question!!*
HB: YEAH WHAT
AC: :33 < whats a gr33n torso??
HB: YA KNOW
HB: A TORSO
HB: BUT FUCKIN GREEN NOW BE QUIET
HB: SO THERE I WAS
HB: ALL THE FELT SURROUNDIN ME, YA KNOW
HB: EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM BULBOUS FUCKERS TRYIN TA GET IN MY FACE
HB: FUCKIN TIME TRAVELIN AND ALL SORTSA FUCKIN SHIT
HB: BUT I
HB: FUCKIN
HB: HATE
HB: FUCKIN
HB: TIME TRAVEL
HB: MAKES ME WANNA FUCKIN PUKE AND THEN YELL AT THE PUKE UNTIL IT FUCKIN SLINKS AWAY TA GO START A NEW LIFE SOMEWHERE THAT'S HOW MUCH I FUCKIN HATE TIME TRAVEL
HB: ANYWAY
HB: SO I PICK UP CROWBAR
HB: AND I BEAT ALL THE OTHER FELT TO DEATH WITH HIM
HB: THEN I EAT HIM
HB: THE END
AC: :33 < mr boxcars youre so cool <33
AC: :33 < that was a really pawesome story!!
AC: :33 < i cant wait to have fun adventures with the midnight crew someday~ ;33
AC: :33 < *ac giggles at her purrfect use of psychology!!*
HB: YA AIN'T JOININ THE CREW
HB: NOW GET TA SLEEP YA HEAR ME
AC: :(( < pawwwwww...
AC: :33 < ok
AC: :33 < thanks for the great story mr boxcars!! <33
AC: :33 < goodnight i love you!! <33
HB: UH YEAH
- arsenicCatnip [AC] signed off -
HB: LOVE YA TOO CLAWS