I've just spent the past half hour texting with my sister about Baby Jeffrey and how I was a complete asshole even as a toddler (Are 3 year olds considered toddlers? I'm never clear about things like that.).

Who is Baby Jeffery, you ask? (Or maybe you didn't. I don't care. I'm gonna tell you anyway)
( This story still makes my mother rage. I love it. )

I get more side eyes and shocked gasps when I say I'm an atheist than I do when I say I'm a lesbian. Look, I get that there are some real asshole atheists out there who will bellow at the top of their lungs about how religion is the opiate of the masses and how god is dead and we should all just stop pretending otherwise. I am not one of those ( Read more... )

It's amazing what a new bra will do for a girl's self esteem. It's pink and orange and reminds me of sherbet and I love it. My boobs are totally ready for spring now ( Read more... )

Ask me for 7 things in the comments, and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.

My new Castle pal mammothluv gave me the following rather random but awesome collection of questions ( Read more... )