My New Favourite Real Life Story

Made especialy wonderful by the fact that sweet potatoes are my all time favourite vegetable. (Parsnips are a very close second.)

I should really go to bed now, huh?

Meme ganked from
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Pyshology is a subject defined by the millions of mnemonics needed to get through a single essay... Just a few examples of my favourites:

For Question C of the paper:
Dan Dog's Precious Red Rabbit Ran Riot
Percy's Invisible Nunchucks Proved Very Painful
In Termite Mounds, Dead Fish
Cats Get Dead Fish, However Crazy Cats Suffer
Endearing Dogs Rarely Prove ( Read more... )

Top Ten Trivia Facts about Aimsleydale!

1. 
   During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Aimsleydale had to pay a special Aimsleydale tax.
2. Aimsleydale has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
3. If you drop Aimsleydale from more than three metres above ground ( Read more... )

Lordi won Eurovision... O.O ...Fantastic!

(I also wanted Lithuania to win, so they could sing that song at the end... and because their song sounded like someone going 'nyer nyer ny-nyer nyer' and would have been fabulous.)

*hums 'Hard Rock Hallelujia' to herself all day*

(crossposted from www.wonderufl.blogspot.com)
 

ok, I posted about these yesterday, but -

COULD TONY BLAIR STRIP BRITAIN'S SWANS OF ALL DIGNITY?

I just really don't want to know exactly how...

...I would post some art or something interesting and original, but getting near a scanner while my slave driver father (whom I love deeply btw) is in the house AND I have a photography deadline tomorrow/ ( Read more... )

Lol. I think that's one of the best morning after stories I've ever heard...

(crossposted from www.wonderufl.blogspot.com)
 

Best thing in the world ever!

Some of my favourites:

COULD LESBIANS INFECT BRITISH JUSTICE WITH AIDS?

DO PAEDOPHILES TAX THE ELDERLY?

DOES FEMINISM CHEAT FARMERS?

DO BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS LEAD THE QUEEN ASTRAY?

WILL KEN LIVINGSTONE GIVE ENGLAND CANCER?

And my favourite so far:

WILL THE GERMANS STRIP HOMEOWNERS OF ALL DIGNITY?

Discovered courtesy of one of my ( Read more... )