My roommate: "Revenge is best served cold."

Me: "Or with cornbread."

This is heavily modified (read: plagarized with exceptions) from a link that I found on Digg a few minutes ago (Warning: if you look at the original I do not agree with the comments he makes about sex and whatnot.). I thought these were funny, yet rang true but needed modifying because the original refers heavily to sex and I ain't cool with that. ( Read more... )

So a funny thing happened the other day ( Read more... )

This is mostly because it came up in my iTunes playlist, but I do so love Addison Road....

Oh, and BancorpSouth is a financial institution straight from the pits of hell. Account cancel'd, nasty letter to the company sent'd.

Upgrade your anti-viral software ( Read more... )

Large explosions.

Sign that The Duck is very close.

Many fun times happen.

Ah, haikus... *snaps his fingers*

See, I can write poetry too. Further proof that I'm able to do darn near everything. I'm not cocky, it's just further proof that God is really in control. Whouldathunkit?