kd Lang makes me feel Christmasy, don't ask me why. Aside from angsty Canadian lesbian love songs, what else brings on that warm glowing holiday cheer? Why, spiked eggnog Christmas memes, of course!

Because I have nothing better to do at work when there are no customers.

( My wish list )

Hold on, I have to work myself up to this.

I wrote slash.

I wrote boyslash.

I wrote angsty boyslash.

I wrote angsty PotC boyslash.

I wrote angsty PotC Jack Sparrow boyslash.

...

I WROTE ANGSTY POTC JACK SPARROW/CUTLER BECKETT BOYSLASH.

Someone shoot me.

Yes, I know, new laptop is inducive of spam, but I couldn't resist showing this off--

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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--and I'm only in eleventh year. ^_^

Also:

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There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be anything at any point in the known universe that remotely approaches the feeling evoked by opening a brand new twenty-four box of your very own freshly-sharpened pencil crayons.

Few things make me laugh aloud, but this did.

O.M.G.

Here are some others:
The. Best. DS9. Fanvideo. Ever.
The Search for Spock--no, really!
Bloopers
Klingon Language Studies
Brokeback to the Future