Hold on, I have to work myself up to this.

I wrote slash.

I wrote boyslash.

I wrote angsty boyslash.

I wrote angsty PotC boyslash.

I wrote angsty PotC Jack Sparrow boyslash.

...

I WROTE ANGSTY POTC JACK SPARROW/CUTLER BECKETT BOYSLASH.

Someone shoot me.