Oh for *#@$ sake
Gay penguin book shakes up Illinois school
This would be my favourite part:
Lilly Del Pinto thought the book looked charming when her 5-year-old daughter brought it home in September. Del Pinto said she was halfway through reading it to her daughter "when the zookeeper said the two penguins must be in love."
"That's when I ended the story," she said.
Yes, Ms. Del Pinto, it really is best that you stopped there, for if you hadn't, your daughter may have been drawn into the shadowy netherworld of gay penguin love (the love that dare not speak its name!). Because the gay penguins want your children. It's all part of the gay penguin agenda. In fact, you should avoid books entirely. Instead, take your daughter to go see Happy Feet. It's a movie about a penguin who loves to dance, even though all the other penguins sing, and so even though he's different he must find acceptance and...oh my god. There's a hidden message there. Clearly, dancing=homosexuality, which means that Happy Feet is GAY PENGUIN PROPAGANDA!!!1! Don't see this movie! Boycott! Boycott! Protect your children from the Gay Penguin Agenda!
Bitch, please.
This would be my favourite part:
Lilly Del Pinto thought the book looked charming when her 5-year-old daughter brought it home in September. Del Pinto said she was halfway through reading it to her daughter "when the zookeeper said the two penguins must be in love."
"That's when I ended the story," she said.
Yes, Ms. Del Pinto, it really is best that you stopped there, for if you hadn't, your daughter may have been drawn into the shadowy netherworld of gay penguin love (the love that dare not speak its name!). Because the gay penguins want your children. It's all part of the gay penguin agenda. In fact, you should avoid books entirely. Instead, take your daughter to go see Happy Feet. It's a movie about a penguin who loves to dance, even though all the other penguins sing, and so even though he's different he must find acceptance and...oh my god. There's a hidden message there. Clearly, dancing=homosexuality, which means that Happy Feet is GAY PENGUIN PROPAGANDA!!!1! Don't see this movie! Boycott! Boycott! Protect your children from the Gay Penguin Agenda!
Bitch, please.