- Niece C and Niece J introduced me to this amazing song by Varsity Fanclub. In it, the narrator describes sex with his girlfriend's cousin, mother, and, possibly, brother (it's inconclusive as the song ends.) The chorus? "Spank that shit." That's it. It is trainwrecky gold. There's even an acoustic breakdown. I wouldn't make anyone listen to ( Read more... )

- I'm watching NSYNC videos and, good lord, do I want some present-day JC/Lance. (OTPs never die.) Like, they'd be hanging out more and then drunkenly hook up and Lance would be like, hey, that six months they spent hooking up a dozen years ago was actually pretty awesome and maybe he doesn't have to fuck every cute bartender/personal trainer/actor ( Read more... )

I promised insipid_paragon that, for academic and fannish reasons, I would give One Direction a try after Glee was over ( Read more... )

- This week, while I had the cold from hell, I had three days attending oral surgery with Sis-in-Law, and one day attending surgery with my dad. And then nursing them both. (They're both perfectly fine now.) And all next week I have my nieces because Rod has work and Sis-in-Law has midterms. By this point, I feel like I could manage two spouses ( Read more... )

It's 8:00 in the morning, I've had two Zero Carb Rock Stars, I'm reading Judith Butler, and I'm listening to Nelly. A+++ life choices.

Also, research brought me this picture of Jordan Knight and Donnie Wahlberg:


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- Sis-in-Law and I had a date night and saw Titanic 3D last week. It was fabulous. I never got the Leo thing when I was actually in his target demographic, because I thought he was a really good actor who looked like a weasel, but this time I was like, "oh, the hype 15 years ago actually makes sense now. You're charming." So that was fun ( Read more... )

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I have a job, y'all. Well, actually I have a research assistantship, but it involves doing stuff and getting paid, so I'm calling it a real job ( Read more... )

This morning I got a call from Campus Security telling everyone to evacuate campus immediately. I'm at home, so I was like, "oh God, what happened?" Turns out that they accidentally sent out an evacuation notice when they were testing something ( Read more... )

Oh, fandom.

I'm getting the worst déja vu from Panic fandom now, because I swear popslash did this like five years ago. Apparently the role of Justin will be played by Jon Walker and the role of JC will be played by Brendon Urie. I patiently await the "why don't Brendon's songs get released as singles?" wank ( Read more... )