There's something I've noticed ( Read more... )

I am a disturbed individual.

Tonight, while engaged in the delightful and noble pursuit of Buffy fic -- because the rains are positively biblical, and no, I am not going outside, thank you very much -- I happened upon a repressed memory.

And, okay, that's a lie. It was more like a forgotten memory, in two parts:

Part The FirstTwelve years old ( Read more... )

I'm on the phone with my husband.

Who, apparently, just went on a date with a guy from New Zealand.

I'm not even kidding.

Um, also? They exchanged email addresses.

I need to go food shopping today.

Know how I know that?

Because I'm working from home today and having beer and baked cheetos as a late breakfast.

Must. Buy. Groceries.

Replaced my cell phone today. It had a faulty charging port. You'd think, nice new phone, manufacturer's waranty, great, right? But really, not so much. I had the damn thing customized like crazy, and I'm just not going to do it again. It means losing a lot of features, but I'll deal. It's just a phone, right? I'm annoyed at losing my games, though ( Read more... )

I got in the car, looked to my left, and saw a spider. What followed was me launching across the front seat and out the passenger side door and screaming in the parking garage. Thank god it was after five. I finally killed it, but I think I'm scarred for life ( Read more... )

Yesterday was weird ( Read more... )

I'm having a verbose day ( Read more... )

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar, ( and the bartender says )

Two important questions before bed ( Read more... )