I'm observant like that
There's something I've noticed.
It's not a big something. It's not even a small something. But it is... something. I think.
My couch vibrates. From time to time. Not all the time, because that would just be weird, but enough that it's noticeable. And sometimes, just because I can't come up with any other explanation, I wonder if there isn't something living in it.
And I know that sounds bizarre (I never promised to stay within the bounds of normalcy) but how else would you explain a buzzing couch?
It reminds me of Shel Silverstein.
And, in conclusion, people in Florida have no respect for the necessity of personal space.
Also, I should really go to bed soon.
It's not a big something. It's not even a small something. But it is... something. I think.
My couch vibrates. From time to time. Not all the time, because that would just be weird, but enough that it's noticeable. And sometimes, just because I can't come up with any other explanation, I wonder if there isn't something living in it.
And I know that sounds bizarre (I never promised to stay within the bounds of normalcy) but how else would you explain a buzzing couch?
It reminds me of Shel Silverstein.
And, in conclusion, people in Florida have no respect for the necessity of personal space.
Also, I should really go to bed soon.