Edward: Hi, I am Edward and I am a vampire. I have no personality and you and I are void of any actual chemistry.
Bella: Ooo, you're pretty! We should be in love! Let us frolic!
Edward: Okay.
Head Trip I want sparkly vampire babies that will break my spine when I give birth! That's so beautiful!
Head Trip, again
Any fan of the genre will tell you that
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