Dear Amazon.com Customer,
As someone who has purchased mysteries and thrillers from Amazon.com, you might like to know that one of the most eagerly awaited books in publishing, Dan Brown's follow-up to The Da Vinci Code, is coming on September 15, 2009.

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I am sorry to give you this information while you are still on your mission, Mr. John, and we realize that it's going to be a long, long time until touchdown brings you back here. But NASA felt that your performance was so dismal that we must act immediately. You are simply not the man we thought you were when we hired you for this position. Please ( Read more... )

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I feel like a complete and utter academic failure. Thank God I didn't go to a "good" college, because I probably would've failed out. If I'm so damn smart, why can't I get my shit together, huh? What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I even think I belong in graduate school ( Read more... )