Found on the Internet...
Oh gods, my childhood...
I was going to bold all the ones that applied to me or my family, but nope. They all do.
Forget Rednecks ...... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about MAINERS...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Maine.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you live in Maine. If you had to drive two hours to get to that Home Depot...
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Maine.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you live in Maine.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Maine
If you know several people who have hit a
deer more than once, you live in Maine.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you live in Maine.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard
without flinching, you live in Maine.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you live in Maine.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you live in Maine.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Maine.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Maine.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Maine.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
live in Maine.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Maine
I was going to bold all the ones that applied to me or my family, but nope. They all do.
Forget Rednecks ...... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about MAINERS...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Maine.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you live in Maine. If you had to drive two hours to get to that Home Depot...
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Maine.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you live in Maine.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Maine
If you know several people who have hit a
deer more than once, you live in Maine.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you live in Maine.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard
without flinching, you live in Maine.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you live in Maine.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you live in Maine.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Maine.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Maine.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Maine.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
live in Maine.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Maine