poopypants
Today, I was sitting at lunch alone again. And then some kid came up to me and said "Poopypants." I thought, thats so cliched. So Then I smelled my pants. If my calculations were correct, the stench was being emitted from my pants. I smelled. So I went home and asked my mom about it. I said, "Mom, why do I wear special underpants?" I had always wondered why the boys had trouble giving my wedgies in the lockerroom. She replied "Umm they aren't really underpants. They are diapers. You've kinda been in them for 18 years." Then i cried. a lot.