Happy Administrative Professionals Day!!!
Hey All,
Happy Administrative Professionals Day to one and all - to those among us who are pre-P.C. - this is merely Secretarys Day in disguise... My dear friend Emma works at this huge upscale florist here in Boston, and when I came back in from my cigarette break, there was an ENORMOUS arrangement of Tiger Orchids on my desk. I thought this might be from my boss (since, though she's a raving bitch and psychopath, she's generally quite good at marking celebratory events...) - when I opened the card, I read the following:
"Since I'm sure your boss forgot about you, Happy Secretary's Day!!
Love, Emma"
TOO MUCH!!!! The arrangement stands taller than me when I'm sitting down, and I've placed it at a wonderfully strategic angle where my boss is sure to see it whenever she passes by - hehehehehehehe...
In other startling news today, I awoke quite late due to being too drunk last night and not setting my alarm - I got dressed called a taxi and ran downstairs. As I'm waiting for said taxi, I notice a letter scotch taped to the front door of our house, addressed to my b/f (Adam) with our old address from a year ago. It's a summons from Boston Court to appear today, and informing him that a bench warrant has been issued for his arrest for failing to appear in court previously (if they had sent prior notices to our current address, I'm sure he would have appeard.) At any rate, the letter continues, saying that he may now be arrested at home or at his place of employment at any given time...the fun never ends...he's in court (literally) as I type this...
And all this on a New Moon... I've had too much coffee and breakfast fare today, and I'm cultivating a devestating headache...
The week's about 1/2 over...
Happy Administrative Professionals Day to one and all - to those among us who are pre-P.C. - this is merely Secretarys Day in disguise... My dear friend Emma works at this huge upscale florist here in Boston, and when I came back in from my cigarette break, there was an ENORMOUS arrangement of Tiger Orchids on my desk. I thought this might be from my boss (since, though she's a raving bitch and psychopath, she's generally quite good at marking celebratory events...) - when I opened the card, I read the following:
"Since I'm sure your boss forgot about you, Happy Secretary's Day!!
Love, Emma"
TOO MUCH!!!! The arrangement stands taller than me when I'm sitting down, and I've placed it at a wonderfully strategic angle where my boss is sure to see it whenever she passes by - hehehehehehehe...
In other startling news today, I awoke quite late due to being too drunk last night and not setting my alarm - I got dressed called a taxi and ran downstairs. As I'm waiting for said taxi, I notice a letter scotch taped to the front door of our house, addressed to my b/f (Adam) with our old address from a year ago. It's a summons from Boston Court to appear today, and informing him that a bench warrant has been issued for his arrest for failing to appear in court previously (if they had sent prior notices to our current address, I'm sure he would have appeard.) At any rate, the letter continues, saying that he may now be arrested at home or at his place of employment at any given time...the fun never ends...he's in court (literally) as I type this...
And all this on a New Moon... I've had too much coffee and breakfast fare today, and I'm cultivating a devestating headache...
The week's about 1/2 over...