Too Funny...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, ad1025 sent to me...
Twelve margaritas singing
Eleven martinis smoking
Ten cats a-drinking
Nine anti-atkins counseling
Eight sharks a-screaming
Seven boys a-sleeping
Six ghosts a-fucking
Five bre-e-e-ett somers
Four trippy ashtrays
Three david sedaris
Two jack jones
...and a hooverphonic in an astrology.