Would it help it if I knocked on wood?
Well, it's been some time since I've updated, I do realize (not that anyone actually reads my entries the way I obsessivley read all of those on my friends page [or you do and don't leave a comment, you voyeuristic bastards!]) - nonetheless, I'm saying hello now. It is currently 3:20am (EST) on Friday night/Saturday morning, and I have gotten fucked up good and soundly to celebrate my first week of actually going to work all day for 5 straight days in some time. Beyond the miracle of not being fired for my truancy (or even reprimanded!!) - I have finally emerged from my little (read: HUGE) slump, and decided to get back into life (without "Depend", thank you very much...) and work at my job once again (read: SHOW UP AT ALL). It's ridiculously late, I'm drunk, coked up, and horny - so between porn mpeg's I bid one and all a hearty "hey!" - more to come as sanity and ambition slowly return...