Where am I going to be next year ( Read more... )

Patty McTricia (10:41:27 PM): I know you're straight, the question is if you could pull off the "out of the closet... wait, no, jk, I'm really straight, oops I'm sorry I groped all you girls and practically had sex with you" trick

Angry jew3254 (10:38:14 PM): I wouldn't really want to.

Angry jew3254 (10:38:22 PM): because I'm not a nasty horndog.

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Eric (11:02:16 PM): you weren't this way fresh/soph years
Eric (11:02:30 PM): now you're blossoming into a beautiful flower of filth
Eric (11:02:59 PM): like a husk of corn opening up to reveal a rotting fruit :-)

Eric (9:54:09 PM): so we're watching Animal Planet between acts and there's this Dalmatian
Eric (9:54:14 PM): OH MY GOD THAT THING HAD A GIANT COCK
Eric (9:54:18 PM): just thought you should know
Eric (9:54:25 PM): I mean, hung like a baby's arm with an apple at the end
Me (9:59:13 PM): so if I ever want to fuck anything because I won't be able to ( Read more... )

a few quotes from my buddy info:
Eric: michael is a woman
Eric: a beautiful, beautiful woman

Brieanna: We all know Michael is a woman. He is just jealous that the guys are paying more attention to you than to him(her)

Eric: orwell must have been hung like a blue whale to have his wang be an elephant
Eric: or a black whale, it would seem

Eric: .. ( Read more... )

Why in the world would anyone want me to go to Mardi Gras with Aidan?

Honestly. I want an answer.

Not because I'm considering it, I'm quite with Bri on this one. Eric has also ordered me not to, not that he has any influence over my decisions.

But, alas, I am curious.

Quench this little desire for knowledge.

Provide me with an answer.

Patty McTricia (10:42:13 PM): Michael wants you to have a Starke baby.

Auto Response from FrogsWithSocks (10:38:51 PM): Away...probably until morning.

FrogsWithSocks returned at 10:43:26 PM.

FrogsWithSocks (10:40:11 PM): What?

Patty McTricia (10:43:38 PM): NibanWzn (10:36:20 PM): I thought you didn't really talk all that much
Patty McTricia (10:40:16 ( Read more... )

Patty McTricia (10:31:43 PM): you > apathy

Neil (10:29:35 PM): me +/- apathy = 0

Patty McTricia (10:33:12 PM): ew

Patty McTricia (10:33:15 PM): we're doing more math

Neil (10:30:06 PM): I like that one though

Neil (10:30:12 PM): it has depth

Neil (10:30:17 PM): it's math with meaning

Neil (10:23:20 PM): I would really make a better woman if I weren't such ( Read more... )

Honestly, my feelings can be summed up in Haley's post,
16th-Jan-2007 11:10 AM


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Me: my sister is having an argument with eric
Me: about his penis size
Neil: that's lovely
Neil: and icky
Neil: cause you're sister
Neil: plus anything relating to eric's junk
Neil: is bad
Eric: crap now I'm talking about my member with a twelve year old
Eric: stop it before I go to jail
Neil: my thoughts exactly
Me: my sister just said "no junk in ( Read more... )