Starke babies!
Patty McTricia (10:42:13 PM): Michael wants you to have a Starke baby.
Auto Response from FrogsWithSocks (10:38:51 PM): Away...probably until morning.
FrogsWithSocks returned at 10:43:26 PM.
FrogsWithSocks (10:40:11 PM): What?
Patty McTricia (10:43:38 PM): NibanWzn (10:36:20 PM): I thought you didn't really talk all that much
Patty McTricia (10:40:16 PM): apparently we do. I was soooooooooooooo bored without him
Patty McTricia (10:40:58 PM): I talk to him and Bri, and then some people in between, but seriously, they're the two main fixtures of my school daily life, and both were gone. Bri was sick. I was soooooooooooooooooooooo bored.
NibanWzn (10:38:10 PM): Make them have a child together
NibanWzn (10:38:13 PM): Then, raise it as your own
Patty McTricia (10:42:22 PM): I'm sure she'll be thrilled.
NibanWzn (10:39:56 PM): It'll solve your problem
NibanWzn (10:40:01 PM): And if she's a true friend, she wouldn't mind
NibanWzn (10:40:06 PM): Plus, Eric would get some
NibanWzn (10:40:10 PM): And I'm sure that would thrill him
FrogsWithSocks (10:40:50 PM): I'm screaming on the inside
FrogsWithSocks (10:40:55 PM): and can't form coherent sentences
Patty McTricia (10:44:21 PM): hahahahaha, I told him that you wouldn't like the idea much, and he said if you were a true friend, you wouldn't mind
Patty McTricia (10:45:11 PM): NibanWzn (10:41:35 PM): She's that excited?
FrogsWithSocks (10:42:05 PM): I was going to make a sexually suggestive comment towards Michael and then I decided better of it
FrogsWithSocks (10:42:09 PM): Screaming out of horror
FrogsWithSocks (10:42:11 PM): HORROR
Patty McTricia (10:45:47 PM): hahahaha
Patty McTricia (10:47:19 PM): NibanWzn (10:43:43 PM): Horror at the fact that she has to wait for Eric to get back?
NibanWzn (10:43:45 PM): I would too
NibanWzn (10:43:47 PM): Poor girl
FrogsWithSocks (10:44:18 PM): Although I think if Eric and I were to reproduce you would have to fight the devil for possession of our child
FrogsWithSocks (10:44:31 PM): Because it would lack a soul
FrogsWithSocks (10:44:43 PM): and be the source of all evil in the world
Patty McTricia (10:48:52 PM): I dunno... it's not Steven Jackson's kid...
FrogsWithSocks (10:45:51 PM): Steven Jackson isn't evil...he is just weird and creepy
Patty McTricia (10:49:39 PM): haha, my bad
FrogsWithSocks (10:47:21 PM): Although if I ever have a child and you happen to want it
FrogsWithSocks (10:47:22 PM): Take it
FrogsWithSocks (10:47:26 PM): I don't want it
Patty McTricia (10:54:20 PM): haha
Patty McTricia (10:54:37 PM): give it up for science :)
FrogsWithSocks (10:51:25 PM): I will
FrogsWithSocks (10:59:54 PM): I kind of want to go to bed
FrogsWithSocks (10:59:58 PM): but I don't really
Patty McTricia (11:04:19 PM): mmm, me too
FrogsWithSocks (11:02:59 PM): I really wish that clouds were soft and fluffy and could be used as pillows
Patty McTricia (11:06:26 PM): NibanWzn (11:01:26 PM): It's her role in life to have Lucifer spring from her womb
Patty McTricia (11:06:39 PM): me too, and apparently that's what Michael thinks of you
FrogsWithSocks (11:04:18 PM): That is the reason why I plan to never reproduce
Patty McTricia (11:08:48 PM): his response:
NibanWzn (11:05:01 PM): That's not what she said
NibanWzn (11:05:02 PM): o snap
FrogsWithSocks (11:06:38 PM): I just can't make myself type some things too Michael
FrogsWithSocks (11:06:41 PM): *to
FrogsWithSocks (11:06:47 PM): He is just far too cute and adorable
Patty McTricia (11:10:48 PM): hahahaha, yeah
Patty McTricia (11:12:37 PM): NibanWzn (11:08:50 PM): Especially since I suggested she fornicate with Eric
NibanWzn (11:08:53 PM): I'm sure that drives up my appeal
FrogsWithSocks (11:10:15 PM): For all anyone knows I am secretly in love with Eric and have a shrine to him in my closet
FrogsWithSocks (11:10:40 PM): and I am only missing a lock of hair to complete my crazy black magic ritual to make him my slave
Patty McTricia (11:14:48 PM): and so far... you've succeeded on... making him leave the state...
FrogsWithSocks (11:11:37 PM): I made him think that I hate him so that he wont catch on
Patty McTricia (11:15:06 PM): ah
FrogsWithSocks (11:12:20 PM): He left the state because he can't stand the thought of me hating him when he is so madly in love with me
FrogsWithSocks (11:13:03 PM): I appologize to Michael for stealing Eric away from him
Auto Response from Patty McTricia (11:16:25 PM): I'm brushing my teeth, I'll be back in like 5
FrogsWithSocks (11:12:20 PM): He left the state because he can't stand the thought of me hating him when he is so madly in love with me
NibanWzn (11:12:30 PM): I have competition?
NibanWzn (11:12:31 PM): :O
FrogsWithSocks (11:17:04 PM): I find it weird that I have half conversations with people through you
FrogsWithSocks (11:17:46 PM): Oh my goodness
FrogsWithSocks (11:18:16 PM): I just saw a commercial preview for Hannibal Rising and I am completely freaked out now
Patty McTricia (11:23:29 PM): hahaha I love half conversations through me, they're the best. eeek, I'm sorry about the preview :(
FrogsWithSocks (11:20:39 PM): I hate scary movies
FrogsWithSocks (11:20:51 PM): I don't understand why you'd want to watch one
Patty McTricia (11:24:24 PM): I don't like them either
FrogsWithSocks (11:30:00 PM): If I were to reproduce with a saint would the two extremes cancel out to make a normal child that I could donate to science?
Patty McTricia (11:34:03 PM): lemme ask Michael, this is a difficult question
Patty McTricia (11:35:44 PM): NibanWzn (11:31:40 PM): Or a really weird family dynamic
NibanWzn (11:31:49 PM): Where would she find a saint to fuck, anyway?
FrogsWithSocks (11:35:19 PM): I was thinking that most are dead creepy old men
FrogsWithSocks (11:35:51 PM): and as much of a necrophiliac as I am
FrogsWithSocks (11:35:57 PM): I'll pass on that
Patty McTricia (11:39:54 PM): hahahaha, Eric wouldn't. he's going to have an affair with Ayn Rand
FrogsWithSocks (11:36:58 PM): Which is gross
Patty McTricia (11:41:13 PM): Neil's going to watch
FrogsWithSocks (11:37:59 PM): and this is also another reason why Eric and I shouldn't ever reproduce
Patty McTricia (11:42:35 PM): hahaha yes
Patty McTricia (11:45:26 PM): so Michael wins Eric?
FrogsWithSocks (11:42:21 PM): Um, no
FrogsWithSocks (11:42:52 PM): Actually Eric really isn't worth enough to me for me to fight over him
FrogsWithSocks (11:42:53 PM): So sure
Patty McTricia (11:46:27 PM): hahaha aw poor Eric
FrogsWithSocks (11:43:14 PM): I still love him
FrogsWithSocks (11:43:25 PM): I'm just lazy
Patty McTricia (11:47:34 PM): hahaha