2 cups BBQ sauce, plainer the better ( Read more... )

this visit has gone SLIGHTLY more smoothly thus far, although it took 45 minutes to pick up my rental car. then of course there was the discomfort of my goddamn hotel room somehow only being for one night and BOTH of the adjoining hotels being completely booked. but whatever ( Read more... )

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ya know, for as much crazy as she packs per pound (500 crazies, 90 pounds, sweartagawd) D has been pretty great the last couple weeks ( Read more... )

1.) i will leave my computer on all i damn well want to. i do all my downloadin when i'm at work ( Read more... )

New years is my least favorite holiday of the year, by far ( Read more... )

Jesus, that burger went through me like the Greasy Fist of an Angry God.

uuuuugh

spent about an hour throwin a knife today. hadn't done much of that in about a decade. i had fun. i think i'll do that some more ( Read more... )