This is an actual exchange I just had with my mom:

Mom: "I can't believe they named their child Stark."
Me: "You mean like Ned Stark?"
Mom: "No. S-T-A-R-K, like the bird that delivers babies."
Me: "That's a STORK. With an O."

I was immediately compelled to create the following:

( Muahah )

My mom spontaneously came to visit over the weekend, which was awesome, but made the weekend very busy, since I already had some other plans, including a wedding shower. The funniest moment during her visit was when I came out into the living room and found her dusting. I said: "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm looking at your knick-knacks." I ( Read more... )

invisiblebf's mom is unexpectedly coming up from San Diego! Ack! Back to frenzied cleaning! :)

Pretty soon, with all this scouring and sorting, the apartment may be ready for a party!!!

My mom is here - yay!

Through the Herculean efforts of invisiblebf, who spent something like 7 hours scrubbing the floors with a toothbrush, the apartment is now clean and sparkly enough to have gotten high accolades and approval from my mom. Yay + infinity! invisiblebf is a star. Tonight, he will cook us dinner and I can't wait. Maybe he'll even post about it in his ( Read more... )

Quite frequently, I have pretty weird/bad dreams. I have to write down last night's here.
( As they turn your dreams to sheep )

I'm going to copy Futureboy's style and do a little "Weekend in review" thing with highlights & lowlights.

( My weekend in review )

The weekend was a mixed bag. ( Gonna groove it all night long )

Having spent the greater part of last week packing stuff into boxes, I think I'm ready to come to terms with a dark truth about myself -- I really love things to put other things into. Boxes, both decorative, and utilitarian. Containers with lids (plastic or otherwise). Cute little things that can be stacked. Banker's boxes with dividers, for ( Read more... )

Well, this afternoon was my mom's latest doctor's appointment/X-rays. Luckily, it seems that the break actually is healing the way it's supposed to, so she got her huge cast removed and now she has this big orthopedic strap-on boot. It allows her greater mobility and she can start putting a bit of weight on that leg as early as the weekend. She's ( Read more... )

So, this afternoon, I went and got some pussy with a bunch of guys... ;)

(Those of you who know me RL should know by now that no, I don't get tired of making the same stupid joke, again and again, and again and again!! :)

( Millions of k1tt105... )