A woman in Florida recently survived a stabbing attempt from her ex's new girlfriend, and her surgeon reckons it was her recently-enhanced cleavage which saved her life.

He said of the saline mambooster: "When you stab it, it gives a little. It probably gave and couldn't get through it, then it went through it and couldn't go through the back wall ( Read more... )

A woman in Ohio is facing numerous charges after she got drunk at a wedding, picked a fight with her husband, and then sprayed her breast milk at officers responding to the call.

The article notes that she's a teacher specialising in "helping children with autism, ADHD and other disorders".

Remember that post about the ice cream shop in England being fined for making ice cream with human milk?

Turns out that, in the US, there's a thriving market for human breast milk, which is classified as a food and thus can be legally bought and sold. However, the FDA has (of course) issued a stern nanny-warning: “When human milk is obtained ( Read more... )

An ice cream parlour in the UK has had some of their stock seized, on the grounds that it might be unfit for human consumption. Why might it be unfit for human consumption? Because it was made using human breast milk, rather than that of a subspecies of Bos primigenius, aka the common cow ( Read more... )

A German porn star has died after her sixth breast enlargement operation. The doctor and the anesthesiologist are both under police investigation in relation to her death.

Ladies: don't accept a free boob consultation from a plastic surgeon you may have just met in a bar or club, even if they appear to be a woman.

The French newspaper, Le Parisien, brings news of a theft that occurred at a bank machine when two female thieves, um, distracted a male patron of the bank in a uniquely female way.

If you've forgotten your high school French, The Register has their own coverage here.

Some things don't translate well, but some things are universal.

My favourite statistician has posted the results of an interesting study - breast sizes are on the rise in the last few decades. The things they pay scientists for - wonder how I can get a research grant for that sort of thing?

I'm not sure if I've posted this one before, but...

Breast-enhancing gum.

Enough said.

Looks like an unusual tie-in will be included in the upcoming Dead Rising 2 zombie kill-fest video game. Playboy magazines will make an appearance - the article suggests that carrying one around will grant "stat buffs" to make your character more powerful in the game.

Hey, I'm just glad it's not going to be zombie Playboy bunnies.