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A legal argument was made in court in Nancy, France last week, which says that a woman isn't a woman unless her breasts are big enough. Sadly, the article doesn't say what constitutes "big enough", nor what should happen to the former women who fail to make the grade.

In related news, Sarah Palin is denying reports that she's had a boob-job.