001 - introduction [voice]
Ai, ai, ai. What's this? I must have drunk way too much last night. I don't remember a thing… I don't even remember how I got here… or even what the hell this thing I'm talking to is. Ah, that brat is going to be so annoyed.
Speaking of, where has that brat got to anyway? Why does he always run off on his own when I tell him again and --
[Irritated wing-ruffle.
Wait a minute.
There's a pause, the sounds of shifting, clothing rustling - followed by the muffled sounds of something being patted down. And again.]
Okay, what the hell is on my back and who stuck them there. [Silence - but not really. Muffled cursing can be heard as he seems to be trying to either a) look at them or b) get them off.
Silence for a few moments and then:]
Oh, this has gone beyond being a joke. Come on. Step forward. Who's the wise guy? And then I can show you how really funny I'm finding your sense of humor. Up close and very personally.
Speaking of, where has that brat got to anyway? Why does he always run off on his own when I tell him again and --
[Irritated wing-ruffle.
Wait a minute.
There's a pause, the sounds of shifting, clothing rustling - followed by the muffled sounds of something being patted down. And again.]
Okay, what the hell is on my back and who stuck them there. [Silence - but not really. Muffled cursing can be heard as he seems to be trying to either a) look at them or b) get them off.
Silence for a few moments and then:]
Oh, this has gone beyond being a joke. Come on. Step forward. Who's the wise guy? And then I can show you how really funny I'm finding your sense of humor. Up close and very personally.