002 - you are what you love [voice --> action]
[Crackling sounds - like something soft smacking against the pages over and over again, or like there's an breeze that's making the pages of some book placed too close to the device scrape over the microphone.
If that's what you're thinking then you're really not far off.]
The worst thing is that I can't even really enjoy looking at myself in the mirror. It's far too complicated and I can only see the corners of all the pictures. I mean, come on, give a guy a break!
[If you happen to see a porn magazine floating down the street, stop and say hi.
Or something.
And you know, while you're at it, take a gander inside. This one's a really good issue.]
If that's what you're thinking then you're really not far off.]
The worst thing is that I can't even really enjoy looking at myself in the mirror. It's far too complicated and I can only see the corners of all the pictures. I mean, come on, give a guy a break!
[If you happen to see a porn magazine floating down the street, stop and say hi.
Or something.
And you know, while you're at it, take a gander inside. This one's a really good issue.]