Just thought I'd share all the secrets that Arashi no Himitsu-chan revealed, because that show has interesting secrets. I love that they allow the boys to interact as per always, and the guests really look like they're enjoying themselves.
Sho: Ninomiya-kun, I'd like to hear the program's objective.
Nino: Please ask Leader for that.
Sho: Leader.
Ohno: That is, for secrets... for secrets that we--
Nino: Thank you very much.
Sho: Eh? Matsushima-san?
Matsushima: Nnn~?
Jun: Eh!? Do you have any motivation at all? You said "Nnn~" just now!
Matsushima: I do!
Nakajima: Just now while my partner was watching you guys, she said, "I think I'm smarter than the two people on both sides."
Sho: The two sides?
Matsushima: You know, in Arashi, two people have the image of being very level-headed, truly.
Sho: Then let me confirm, who are those two?
Jun: Who and who?
Matsushima: I lose to Matsumoto-kun and Sakurai-kun in the center when it comes to level-headedness. But the 3 people on both sides...
Nino: We can definitely win!
Matsushima: I can beat them. The people on this side is already kind of chaotic...
Aiba: We'll do it properly right?
Nino: Right?
Aiba: When we conclude, we'll conclude well you know!
Nino: We will!
Matsushima: Plus that one over there looks like he's in a state of having bad internal organs.
Sho: What do you mean by an idol who has bad internal organs!?
Ohno: I'M EXTREMELY HEALTHY OKAY.
#1 Secret - Matsumoto-chan
WALT DISNEY WORLD SECRETS
Jun: Well, without delay, Lawyer Sumita.
Sumita: Yes.
Jun: Do you like Disneyland?
Sumita: Does Matsumoto-san like older women?
Jun: Eh!?
Nino: That has nothing to do with the question, nothing!
Sho: Answer the question!
Jun: Is it okay if we discuss that after it's over?
Sumita: Okay! Then, I like Disneyland too.
Jun: "Too"??
--One party visiting Disney World, Florida, will be picked randomly by the computer every morning to stay in the Cinderella Castle for a night. The computer will pick a time and a specific place (ie, 11:02am, Floridian Line's attraction "Soaring"'s seat no. 9); the person who happens to be there will wins the privilege! Before entering the suite, everyone gets a tiara to feel like a real princess, and they will enjoy a beautiful dinner before night falls.
--The structure of the suite follows the architecture of the old castles in France, just like the 17th century fairy tales!
--This suite was originally created for Walt Disney to enjoy Disney World privately with his family.
--Some of the furniture are genuine antiques. For example, the table is a piece made in the 17th Century in Holland.
--The picture of Cinderella is actually a TV!
--You can view beautiful fireworks from the window.
--You are also allowed to leave the castle at night and walk around the park.
--If selected for the castle, you will be invited to tour the park with the Disney parade as well!
--This little treat is one of the presents from a whole package called "Million Dreams Celebration".
Nakayama: I wonder what kind of dinner they have in there.
Jun: You're curious aren't you? It's a secret.
All: EHHHH!
Nakayama: Arashi-chan, tell us!
Jun: That's a secret.
Nakayama: That's a secret huh.
Million Dreams Celebration (80 over types of presents within Disneyland, Anaheim and Disney World, Florida, a year; about a million people win):
1) A journey of traveling around the world's Disney parks for 14 nights and 15 days
2) A cruise trip with a full reservation on a private island for 1 day, tour included
3) A flight over the park with Mickey's hot-air balloon
4) Eat breakfast with over 25 characters
--At Disney World's plantations, they're creating many different kinds of plants.
--First of all, they raise their plants without soil. The pipes they're stuck in have water running through them. This way, it's easier to give the plants nutrients, and Disney can grow more of them without the inhibition of space.
--Their tomato tree holds the Guinness Book record of bearing 32,000 fruits with one tree
--Their cucumbers are Mickey-shaped! They're doing the same thing with pumpkins as well. Reason: Disney is hoping to encourage kids to eat vegetables.
--There are hidden speakers all over the park, in order for people to hear music everywhere. There are speakers hidden in the lamps, in the bird houses, in the design of a roof, even within an open window of what looks like a decorative house.
--Yet another camouflage is a tall tree somewhere in the park. It's actually a cellphone's antenna with branches stuck to it so it looks like a tree.
--There is an underground tunnel for Disney cast members and employees to move around in. The transport of goods and the control of the park's BGM, shows and parades are carried out in here as well.
--There are never any wilting flowers in Disney World. This is because about 500 over flower experts check the park for wilting flowers, and change them before the park opens.
--To change with the season and events, they do these hidden activities in one night.
--Disney owns a place called Nursery that grows and researches on flowers taken from over 50 countries in the world. In that way, they can research on the best season for these 500 over flowers to bloom the most beautifully.
(Randomly, I love that they played Enchanted music. Loved that movie. *____* ... and how sad is it that I recognize most of the Disney theme songs they play in the background?)
Jun: There's still more secrets for this one so, I'll go look up on that.
Nakajima: You will?
Nino: No, you'll be busy with "Hana Yori Dango" so, I'll go.
Jun: But I'm the one in charge of this so...
Aiba: No that's janken, clearly! Let's play janken or amida! (*note: amida -- Write names in a row, draw lines down from the names. Start at any point and draw upwards, connecting to whichever line you want. The name you end up with is the lucky winner.)
Sho: Ehhhhh, I wanted to go!!
Rating! The ten people will decide if they were inspired by the secret or not.
10 people -> Big storm!!
9 ~ 6 people -> Whirlwind!
5 people & below -> Breeze...
#2 Secret - Ninomiya-chan
CONVENIENCE STORE SECRETS
--Convenience store (CS) lights doesn't attract insects, because insects can't see them. CS lights, unlike most lights, are covered by something called a transparent Band Guard. What this Band Guard does is it blocks UV light, and only brings forth normal light. Insects are only attracted to UV light, so they never approach CS.
--At the store entrance, there is an insect repellent called G02 spitting out a curtain of gas that insects dislike. If an insect does enter, there's a light in the corner with UV lights that will hold the insect's interest and keep them inside.
--CS cleans the floor constantly so it will shine and reflect - that way it will attract people to it at night. Psychologically, people will feel safe when they see a bright place in the dark. They even have a device that measures how glossy the floor is called JG-100. It has to hit 60 and above. Lately, they've been using ceramic tiles so they can just make floors shine by mopping them.
--In Okinawa Prefecture, it's normal for people to heat up onigiri. In the Okinawa dialect, there's a phrase called "Achiko-ko-", which means "bring out warm things, welcome with warm things."
Nakajima: Then shall we have them warm it up for you, if you'd like?
Nino: Then, over there..
Sho: Would you like to ask the store employee?
Matsushima: Store employee!
Ohno: Okay!
Nakajima: Can boxers eat onigiri too? When you have to lose weight, you can't really eat them right? ... ah, sorry, it's ready.
Sho: Let's eat.
Nino: You're the one who asked him!
Matsushima: Hot! What is the meaning of this?
Nino: Hurry up, it'll get cold!
Ohno: You spilt a lot just now. <-- Ohno/Jun? ♥
Matsushima: It makes you feel soothed, when you eat warm things. It's like a hot station!
Jun: Why did you look at me with a face like you said something good?
Nakajima: Delicious!
Sho: It flew again!
Nino: Don't make things fly in a combi!!
Kusano: I've never eaten an onigiri before. <-- as;lkfsdjf omg whut. It's like an Ouran Tamaki moment right there. And then he talks, and a grain of rice slips out. *cries*
Nino: When you warm it up, it's easy to come out I guess?
#3 secret - Ohno-chan
EYE DOCTOR SECRET
--In order to restore eyesight, they use a tooth to put the new man-made lens in. This is because something needs to hold the lens or it'll get loose, and bones will melt within the eye, so the only thing that fits well and doesn't melt is a tooth.
--Right now it's still in research stages in Japan, so this surgery is free. In other countries, it's about 2 million yen.
--Dr. Fukuda is the only eye doctor doing this surgery. There have only been 4 patients in Japan, and all 4 have succeeded.
Ohno: Fukuda-san's wife is, unexpectedly... MatsuJun's big fan.
Arashi: THAT HAS NO RELATION.
Sho: We don't need that information!
#4 secret - Sakurai-chan?
Ballet secrets -> they customize their own ballet shoes, otherwise it won't fit very well. For Ueno, they're usually too hard, so she hits at them. But if she hits too much they'll get too soft, so in order to keep the shoes in a good state for dancing, she adds nails to them. She also rearranges the ribbons so her feet look good in them too.
Ueno: Ah, that's for the right leg. --> Oh Ohno.
Nakajima: How is he, Ueno-san, in terms of ballet potential? In terms of talent?
Ueno: I think he's amazing!!
(BLUE TUTU, GIVE HIM A BLUE TUTU--)
Sho: Ueno-san, do you have any intention to wear this anymore...?
Ueno: Ah, not anymore...
Sho: Then Ohno-san, why don't you take them?
Ohno: Ah. I'll start balleal;skdf. [CUTEST LAUGH EVER] --> oh god explosion. I swear.
Boxer secrets -> Once he becomes champion, he's supposed to send in a photo to the WBC for the belt. But the belt came before he sent in the photo. The picture was actually an old one taken from the homepage of his gym. So his photograph on the champion belt was an unauthorized internet one. *snrk*
#5 secret - Aiba-chan
UNEXPLODED BOMB PROCESSING SECRETS
--The salary for this job is: 110 yen an hour. If the situation is considered dangerous, then in one day's work they can get 5,200 yen.
--On both ends of the bomb, there are two fuses, devices that will cause the bomb to explode. The squad has to slowly unscrew the fuses without setting the bomb off. Before starting on that work, the soldier called his mom to inform her of his task. Then they evacuate the people around the area, and set up a area to prepare for any mishaps.
--They have to turn the fuse 1/4 each time, slowly and carefully. First, they spray oil on it to lessen the friction and carve out the rust with a screwdriver. Then, they prepare a tool they're going to use to turn the fuse - an adapter wrench. If it's too tight or if it's too loose, it'll get dangerous.
Nino: The problem here is, this isn't an issue that Aiba-san should've brought up.
Aiba: No!
Nino: I think it would've been better for Sho-san.
Aiba: That's not true, that's not true.
(I-It does feel like a Sho issue. XD;;)
VS Arashi
The strategies for the first game were the best ever.
Aiba: Tanaka-san, how old is your child?
Tanaka: Um, three-years-old, going on four.
Aiba: What does your son call you?
Tanaka: Sometimes he calls me "Tanaka-san".
adfslk so sad, Tanaka-san, so sad.
Endou: Matsumoto-kun, you're bad at drawing right?
Jun: Yes, I'm bad.
Endou: And, you're really obsessed about cleanliness right? The sets are all that way but, the one in front of you is really dirty, can you take a look please?
Jun: No, it's not.
Endou: Can you look at the dirt in the back then?
Jun: [LOOKS]
lafdjskdf;ff; Jun ilu honey, but you really did not have to look. Who wants to bet it's Jun's inner HOSHIT DIRT I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS that made him look? XDDD
Ohno and Aiba laughing, 'cause they know Jun just had to look. And Jun staring at his favourite two, like, god they are not going to shut up about this.
Ohmiya, both wearing three-quarter baggy pants. I like. ♥
Nino's strategy was brilliant. He said that he spoke to Endou's dad the day before and had secrets of Endou's father to tell, but in the end, he just pressed the button without delay. Endou, who was expecting questions, didn't even have time to react. Nino trickster ftw!!
Tanaka: Um, Leader, I heard that... your butt is kind of being groped by Nino right? And, when we think you'd get angry, you don't seem to show any displeasure huh.
Ohno: Well, it feels pretty good...
Tanaka: And, you buy only shoes using mail order right?
I love how Nino's just watching Ohno without any reaction, like he's sending the message c'mon honey you can do it, c'mooon out via telepathy.
And then Ohno looks at Nino after he catches at. SUCH A SMUG LITTLE DARLING.
Time concert: Takarazuka meets Johnny's. *weeps*
MDA = Most Dame Arashi = the Arashi member who held back the group the most
Nino: We have to choose one of us?
Narrator: That's right.
Sho: We can't choose Tanaka-san and such?
Tanaka: Eh, why?? We're not entries in this!
Endou: We're not involved in this at all!
Tanaka: There's no area in the floor that drops or anything right?
Endou: Here!?
Nino: We don't know, we don't know!
Tanaka: It's the person amongst you five!
Guess who? :D
Jun broke. (I, I would too with that sudden drop.) Meanwhile, the rest of Arashi stare in horror, and Ohno... Ohno keeps looking at the drop with a I can't believe they did that face. XD *pats*
I'm going to have lunch, then reply to comments, go on AIM 'cause god I've been distracted by the brother and such the past few nights, and, and... get back to translating. orz