Wherefore art thou, AnH~?
I've finished -- half of a translation project on my list! orz
Thanks to the amazing adfirmatiosg Alli-chan-gyoza sparklies love, I can has Arashi-chan promos! (I-It's helping me ride off the WHERE BE THE HIMITSU urges, oh god, the urges-- I mean uh.) They're all hilarious and interesting and filled with Arashi cute, but my favourites have to be Aiba's appearance on 2ji-ciao and Nino's appearance on ObiRaji. Bonus point: the host Megumi on the "Teppan Shabe-CIAO" with Aiba is an employee on Tokyo Friends Park II! Those who've seen the show, you might recognize him as one of the guys who introduces the arcade games. :D And I also happen to like Oriental Radio, the hosts of ObiRaji, s-so. ♥
Have a few tid-bits of Aiba's because god his secrets, I'm just crying at them, seriously. Was planning to just do a little bit, but decided it wasn't funny unless everything was included... XD;
[edit] Now with Aiba's ending "message"!
[edit] FULL TRANSLATION DONE.
Megumi: Well, this is "Teppan Shabe Ciao"! Today's guest is Arashi's Aiba Masaki-san~!
Aiba: Please take care of me~
Megumi: Please take care of us~
Aiba: Please take care of me.
Kubota: Please take care of me.
Megumi: My, my, my... it's been a while~! (*note: Megumi-san introduces the Arcade section of Tokyo Friend's Park II, and plays the Hockey game. Arashi was in TFP II before this guest appearance.)
Aiba: It's been a while, thank you very much~! It was very fun.
Megumi: You took a lot away after all, didn't you~
Aiba: I took a lot of fun home!
Megumi: You did, huh~! Well! Finally, at 10pm tonight...
Aiba: Yes!
Megumi: "Himitsu no Arashi-chan" is starting, right?
Aiba: Yes!
Megumi: That's the costume you're wearing today, correct?
Aiba: That's right, I was allowed to wear this costume today.
Megumi: You actually have that, huh.
Kubota: He actually does.
Aiba: It's proof of my agent status...
Megumi: I didn't know about this...
Aiba: We have things like these, too
Megumi: You asked Kubota-san for the meaning of all the words, didn't you.
Aiba: That's right!
Kubota: Because it was written in English.
Aiba: Because it was written in English, honestly!
Kubota: Honestly...
Megumi: That's what it turned into.
Megumi: Well! This is a special secret talk, so we shall ask you several secrets. This is the first one. "The state of my mind when I wear it is a 'secret'!" "When I wear it"... what could that be? "When I open my cabinet, once every 7 times, something will cycle back. "Cabinet".
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: "When I wear it". What, what is this?
Aiba: Cabinet... in the cabinets we have at home, we create an underwear corner right?
Megumi: Yes.
Aiba: So in that underwear corner, I pile on my underwear like this... and, I use it from the top like this. But, about once every 7 times, an underwear with the words "Ninomiya" will appear.
Megumi: Why?
Aiba: I'd think, "Oh well..."
Megumi: You wear them!?
Aiba: I wear them but, I wear them but... I keep missing the time to mention this to Ninomiya. I haven't told him.
Megumi: You haven't told him!?
Aiba: I haven't told him.
Megumi: Isn't that an amazing secret!?
Aiba: That's right. Because I've said it here, he'll be a little angry with me once he watches this.
Megumi: Well, he'll be angry, and various questions come up... why...
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: is Ninomiya-kun's underwear there?
Aiba: Probably... um, for tours and such, we stay in hotels right? There are times during those moments when we share rooms in twos.
Megumi: Ohh, there are.
Aiba: At that time, there are two pairs of underwear in the bathroom... so I think I probably took them both together, is what my record as a famous detective is saying.
Megumi: That's what your famous detective record is saying?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: If you go by my famous detective record,
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: the fact that you come across it once every 7 times means the frequency is surprisingly high, right?
Aiba: That's right. That's high, so...
Megumi: Where do you discover it? You think, "Huh?"
Aiba: Once...
Megumi: After all, you pretty much know your own underwear right?
Aiba: I do.
Megumi: Like leopard print or something.
Aiba: It's about the same though.
Megumi: It looks similar!
Aiba: It looks similar. So, when I put my right leg through, I can see the tag in the back.
Megumi: You can see the tag...?
Aiba: With "Ninomiya" on it.
Megumi: His name is written on it!?
Aiba: It's written on it.
Megumi: That's... Ninomiya-kun is amazing huh!
Aiba: Amazing... um, for a period of time, there are moments when we had to bring out our laundry together...
Megumi: When you stayed in the boarding house and such?
Aiba: Right, right. For that time, if you don't write your name down, you won't know whose it is right?
Kubota: I see, I see.
Megumi: I see~!
Aiba: That's right... that's why, the days when I wear it is tough. I'll go to the venue, and when I change, when I take this off, I figure it's bad if Ninomiya sees it... so I'd change a little bit after Ninomiya does.
Megumi: Deliberately.
Aiba: Deliberately.
Megumi: It's faster if you told him!
Aiba: That's true, but the timing...
Megumi: Well, he's kind of like your partner right, because you're in the same group?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: So you have absolutely no discomfort with it?
Aiba: I have no discomfort with it.
Megumi: None huh.
Kubota: Doesn't it pile up on Ninomiya-san's...? Right?
Megumi: For it to happen once every 7 times...
Kubota: Does it somehow return?
Aiba: That's right, I wear it, wash it, then return it back to my cabinet so... it'll cycle back again.
Megumi: That's understandable.
Kubota: It'll go round and round.
Megumi: You better return it.
Aiba: I will return it!
Megumi: Let's return it!
Aiba: I understand, let's return it.
Megumi: Well, I don't know if the other side will accept it or not but...
Aiba: That's true!
Megumi: I don't know about that.
Aiba: I've already worn it several times huh.
Megumi: Please tell Ninomiya-kun! He must think it's weird, since it appears once every 7 times in your place, his own underwear must be disappearing!
Aiba: Right?
Megumi: Let's mention that to him~ Well then, what kind of secret could the next one be, here it is. "How much I panicked is a 'secret'!" Was there an incident that made you panic?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: "Usually"... you seem to do something a lot, what could it be. You "mistake people".
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: "Big failure at an onsen!" Did something happen at an onsen?
Aiba: Something happened. I seriously have a lot of incidents where I mistake a person and follow them...
Megumi: Let's be careful.
Aiba: I should be careful huh.
Megumi: You're a famous person after all.
Aiba: That's true. A staff member said, "The venue is over here~" and when I said, "Okay~!" and followed him... somehow we didn't arrive for a while, but when I asked, "Where is it," it was the wrong person. Really. It kind of amounted to the person asking, "Eh, where is what," but when I went to an onsen, um... at the open-air bath, a staff member whom I knew well was... on the open area of the bath, doing something like this, while shaking...
Megumi: Ah, it had a good scenery!
Aiba: Right. It looked like he was shaking, and I was here thinking that he wanted me to thrust in, so I rushed in towards him and said, "What are you doing~!" [KANCHO MOTION] Then, when he turned around, it was the wrong person.
Megumi: Ah, this person was...
Aiba: Right, that's right!
Megumi: That must've been how it was! He was shocked by this, and then there's the "Who the hell are you!?" part.
Aiba: Right, right, right.
Megumi: That's a double surprise, isn't it.
Aiba: I thought this was bad... so I said "Excuse me for a minute," and went in the direction of my manager. My manager was there too...
Megumi: You got away with "Excuse me for a minute"? Excuse me for a minute... did he know that you were Aiba-kun?
Aiba: No. He was a person who didn't know...
Megumi: From a different generation.
Aiba: Yes, a different generation.
Megumi: A person from a different generation.
Aiba: So, when I went to my manager, first of all my manager acted like he didn't know me...
Megumi: That's mean~!
Aiba: Isn't it? And, when I got close to him, he said in a small voice, "Don't bring out the name of Johnny's, don't bring out Johnny's." I said, "EHHH!?" So I went there on my own and said, "I'm sorry. I'm truly very sorry."
Megumi: Well, it's an onsen, and the staff members were there, your manager was there,
Aiba: That's right.
Megumi: so you had a sense of security right?
Aiba: That's right, that's right.
Megumi: Clearly you should check for that sort of situation.
Aiba: It's better to check huh. It's better to confirm the face before you do that sort of thing right?
Megumi: That's right, nonchalantly right?
Kubota: But you wanted to scare him right?
Aiba: That's right!
Kubota: But he must've been shocked huh, truly...
Megumi: I think he must've been shocked, to suddenly have that happen while he was looking at some nice scenery.
Aiba: That was a first time, you know. For me to do a kancho without wearing anything...
(*note: Kancho - As Aiba is demonstrating, it's the act of stabbing fingers up someone's butt. No, really.)
Megumi: You're quite a challenger huh.
Aiba: I'm a challenger.
Megumi: But you know, Asada Miyoko-san was the same way too.
Kubota: (overlapping) Ah, the way she mistakes people.
Megumi: When she came to 2ji-ciao... she said that the other side had greeted, "Hello~!"
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: The other person was a common person so, we think that the person did that because he recognized her, but Asada-san thought it was a friend and she asked, "Where are you going?" "Shibuya." "Then I'll give you a ride," and she was with him the entire time.
Aiba: Ehhhh!
Megumi: And somehow, we were wondering, "Who is this person..." But she says the other person knew who she was.
Aiba: That's funny!
Megumi: The person knows her because she's Asada-san right?
Aiba: Because she's famous. Hahh, that sort of thing happens huh.
Kubota: And at the end she asked, "Who are you?"
Megumi: Be careful, Aiba-kun.
Aiba: Okay, I'll be careful!
Megumi: Okay? Then, shall we go with the next secret? "How much it disappears is a 'secret'!" What could that be?
[After the CM...
"Teppan Shabe-CIAO!"
Today's guest
Aiba Masaki]
Megumi: Well then, today we have Arashi's Aiba-kun and he's done a few things right, like mistaking people and other failures... um, who's the one amongst the Arashi members who has the most failures?
Aiba: I think... it's me.
Megumi: Ah, is it?
Aiba: I have quite a lot of failures.
Megumi: But everyone is so smartly portrayed.
Kubota: Then who's the one who's most level-headed?
Aiba: The one who's most level-headed is Matsumoto-kun I guess.
Megumi: Really?
Aiba: Yes, probably. He's a perfectionist.
Megumi: Ah, really?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: He won't do this sort of thing?
Aiba: I don't think he'll do it.
Megumi: He'll check first huh.
Aiba: Even if he confirms it, he won't do it. This won't happen.
Kubota: (overlapping) Well, that's true...
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: Well! "How much it disappears is a 'secret'!" What is that about, exactly? "Since I was a child, when there's something, I would do experiments!" What could it be? Okay. "Simple questions".
Aiba: Yes. For this right, my grandma... I'm a grandma-child,
Megumi: Yes, yes.
Aiba: When my grandma is exterminating a slug, using salt like this...
Megumi: She'll throw it on them right?
Aiba: Right, she'll throw it on them. When that happens, somehow, it'll turn out "shiwa shiwa shiwaaaa". I've always thought that was mysterious. I thought that salt was something you ate so,
Megumi: Ahhh, right, right, right.
Aiba: "Eh, it disappears with that?"
Megumi: That's certainly curious!
Aiba: It's curious, isn't it, when you're a child.
Megumi: (overlapping) When you think about it a lot.
Aiba: So, for a free summer science experiment, everyone was creating empty cans and wooden chopsticks at home, but I did an experiment to find out at what percentage of salt it takes for slugs to disappear.
Megumi: That's good, we want to hear that data!
Aiba: Right?
Megumi: We've thrown salt on them but, we don't know if they've disappeared or not right?
Aiba: Right? I created several kinds of salt solutions, because if I just threw salt on them it'd be 100%,
Kubota: That's true...
Aiba: so I diluted it with water,
Megumi: Diluted it.
Aiba: this is about 70, this is about 80, I created the various kinds, threw it on them... and performed an experiment. Taking pictures. Yes!
Megumi: What was the result?
Aiba: And... I forgot the percentage it took to disappear but...
Megumi: You can't forget it~!
Aiba: How much it took...
Megumi: What was the point of doing it?
Aiba: I did write a report on it too.
Megumi: It's like you don't know where to go after you got to your goal.
Aiba: That's right, but at the time I did do it properly. And I wrote it properly... I got an award, you know.
Megumi: Ah, really.
Aiba: I was told by my teacher, "It's amazing that you'd think of such a thing!"
Megumi: It's amazing that you forgot how it went.
Kubota: Right, even though you received an award~
Megumi: Even though you received an award!
Aiba: That's right.
[.....]
Megumi: Then Aiba-kun, please give everyone watching the TV a message.
Aiba: Ah, a message!?
Megumi: Yes
Aiba: Hi, I'm Aiba Masaki. Um... I'm 25-years-old. Bloodtype AB...
Megumi: That's your profile! Not a message!
Megumi: It's fine if you make it real brief! Right? Starting from 10pm tonight...
Aiba: Yes, yes, it's going to start...
Megumi: (overlapping) Please watch it!
Aiba: Please support me!
Megumi: This was Aiba Masaki!
Aiba: Thank you very much!
Boys, boys... how are you getting hotter and younger at the same time? (Nino with his new hairstyle and that scarf and that neck and Ohno with his bleached hair and that smirk and the both of them in BLACK--) *_______* ♥
AND I AM STILL WORKING ON THE MEME, LOVES, s-so stay tuned. :D;; All done! |Db
Thanks to the amazing adfirmatiosg Alli-chan-gyoza sparklies love, I can has Arashi-chan promos! (I-It's helping me ride off the WHERE BE THE HIMITSU urges, oh god, the urges-- I mean uh.) They're all hilarious and interesting and filled with Arashi cute, but my favourites have to be Aiba's appearance on 2ji-ciao and Nino's appearance on ObiRaji. Bonus point: the host Megumi on the "Teppan Shabe-CIAO" with Aiba is an employee on Tokyo Friends Park II! Those who've seen the show, you might recognize him as one of the guys who introduces the arcade games. :D And I also happen to like Oriental Radio, the hosts of ObiRaji, s-so. ♥
Have a few tid-bits of Aiba's because god his secrets, I'm just crying at them, seriously. Was planning to just do a little bit, but decided it wasn't funny unless everything was included... XD;
[edit] Now with Aiba's ending "message"!
[edit] FULL TRANSLATION DONE.
Megumi: Well, this is "Teppan Shabe Ciao"! Today's guest is Arashi's Aiba Masaki-san~!
Aiba: Please take care of me~
Megumi: Please take care of us~
Aiba: Please take care of me.
Kubota: Please take care of me.
Megumi: My, my, my... it's been a while~! (*note: Megumi-san introduces the Arcade section of Tokyo Friend's Park II, and plays the Hockey game. Arashi was in TFP II before this guest appearance.)
Aiba: It's been a while, thank you very much~! It was very fun.
Megumi: You took a lot away after all, didn't you~
Aiba: I took a lot of fun home!
Megumi: You did, huh~! Well! Finally, at 10pm tonight...
Aiba: Yes!
Megumi: "Himitsu no Arashi-chan" is starting, right?
Aiba: Yes!
Megumi: That's the costume you're wearing today, correct?
Aiba: That's right, I was allowed to wear this costume today.
Megumi: You actually have that, huh.
Kubota: He actually does.
Aiba: It's proof of my agent status...
Megumi: I didn't know about this...
Aiba: We have things like these, too
Megumi: You asked Kubota-san for the meaning of all the words, didn't you.
Aiba: That's right!
Kubota: Because it was written in English.
Aiba: Because it was written in English, honestly!
Kubota: Honestly...
Megumi: That's what it turned into.
Megumi: Well! This is a special secret talk, so we shall ask you several secrets. This is the first one. "The state of my mind when I wear it is a 'secret'!" "When I wear it"... what could that be? "When I open my cabinet, once every 7 times, something will cycle back. "Cabinet".
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: "When I wear it". What, what is this?
Aiba: Cabinet... in the cabinets we have at home, we create an underwear corner right?
Megumi: Yes.
Aiba: So in that underwear corner, I pile on my underwear like this... and, I use it from the top like this. But, about once every 7 times, an underwear with the words "Ninomiya" will appear.
Megumi: Why?
Aiba: I'd think, "Oh well..."
Megumi: You wear them!?
Aiba: I wear them but, I wear them but... I keep missing the time to mention this to Ninomiya. I haven't told him.
Megumi: You haven't told him!?
Aiba: I haven't told him.
Megumi: Isn't that an amazing secret!?
Aiba: That's right. Because I've said it here, he'll be a little angry with me once he watches this.
Megumi: Well, he'll be angry, and various questions come up... why...
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: is Ninomiya-kun's underwear there?
Aiba: Probably... um, for tours and such, we stay in hotels right? There are times during those moments when we share rooms in twos.
Megumi: Ohh, there are.
Aiba: At that time, there are two pairs of underwear in the bathroom... so I think I probably took them both together, is what my record as a famous detective is saying.
Megumi: That's what your famous detective record is saying?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: If you go by my famous detective record,
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: the fact that you come across it once every 7 times means the frequency is surprisingly high, right?
Aiba: That's right. That's high, so...
Megumi: Where do you discover it? You think, "Huh?"
Aiba: Once...
Megumi: After all, you pretty much know your own underwear right?
Aiba: I do.
Megumi: Like leopard print or something.
Aiba: It's about the same though.
Megumi: It looks similar!
Aiba: It looks similar. So, when I put my right leg through, I can see the tag in the back.
Megumi: You can see the tag...?
Aiba: With "Ninomiya" on it.
Megumi: His name is written on it!?
Aiba: It's written on it.
Megumi: That's... Ninomiya-kun is amazing huh!
Aiba: Amazing... um, for a period of time, there are moments when we had to bring out our laundry together...
Megumi: When you stayed in the boarding house and such?
Aiba: Right, right. For that time, if you don't write your name down, you won't know whose it is right?
Kubota: I see, I see.
Megumi: I see~!
Aiba: That's right... that's why, the days when I wear it is tough. I'll go to the venue, and when I change, when I take this off, I figure it's bad if Ninomiya sees it... so I'd change a little bit after Ninomiya does.
Megumi: Deliberately.
Aiba: Deliberately.
Megumi: It's faster if you told him!
Aiba: That's true, but the timing...
Megumi: Well, he's kind of like your partner right, because you're in the same group?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: So you have absolutely no discomfort with it?
Aiba: I have no discomfort with it.
Megumi: None huh.
Kubota: Doesn't it pile up on Ninomiya-san's...? Right?
Megumi: For it to happen once every 7 times...
Kubota: Does it somehow return?
Aiba: That's right, I wear it, wash it, then return it back to my cabinet so... it'll cycle back again.
Megumi: That's understandable.
Kubota: It'll go round and round.
Megumi: You better return it.
Aiba: I will return it!
Megumi: Let's return it!
Aiba: I understand, let's return it.
Megumi: Well, I don't know if the other side will accept it or not but...
Aiba: That's true!
Megumi: I don't know about that.
Aiba: I've already worn it several times huh.
Megumi: Please tell Ninomiya-kun! He must think it's weird, since it appears once every 7 times in your place, his own underwear must be disappearing!
Aiba: Right?
Megumi: Let's mention that to him~ Well then, what kind of secret could the next one be, here it is. "How much I panicked is a 'secret'!" Was there an incident that made you panic?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: "Usually"... you seem to do something a lot, what could it be. You "mistake people".
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: "Big failure at an onsen!" Did something happen at an onsen?
Aiba: Something happened. I seriously have a lot of incidents where I mistake a person and follow them...
Megumi: Let's be careful.
Aiba: I should be careful huh.
Megumi: You're a famous person after all.
Aiba: That's true. A staff member said, "The venue is over here~" and when I said, "Okay~!" and followed him... somehow we didn't arrive for a while, but when I asked, "Where is it," it was the wrong person. Really. It kind of amounted to the person asking, "Eh, where is what," but when I went to an onsen, um... at the open-air bath, a staff member whom I knew well was... on the open area of the bath, doing something like this, while shaking...
Megumi: Ah, it had a good scenery!
Aiba: Right. It looked like he was shaking, and I was here thinking that he wanted me to thrust in, so I rushed in towards him and said, "What are you doing~!" [KANCHO MOTION] Then, when he turned around, it was the wrong person.
Megumi: Ah, this person was...
Aiba: Right, that's right!
Megumi: That must've been how it was! He was shocked by this, and then there's the "Who the hell are you!?" part.
Aiba: Right, right, right.
Megumi: That's a double surprise, isn't it.
Aiba: I thought this was bad... so I said "Excuse me for a minute," and went in the direction of my manager. My manager was there too...
Megumi: You got away with "Excuse me for a minute"? Excuse me for a minute... did he know that you were Aiba-kun?
Aiba: No. He was a person who didn't know...
Megumi: From a different generation.
Aiba: Yes, a different generation.
Megumi: A person from a different generation.
Aiba: So, when I went to my manager, first of all my manager acted like he didn't know me...
Megumi: That's mean~!
Aiba: Isn't it? And, when I got close to him, he said in a small voice, "Don't bring out the name of Johnny's, don't bring out Johnny's." I said, "EHHH!?" So I went there on my own and said, "I'm sorry. I'm truly very sorry."
Megumi: Well, it's an onsen, and the staff members were there, your manager was there,
Aiba: That's right.
Megumi: so you had a sense of security right?
Aiba: That's right, that's right.
Megumi: Clearly you should check for that sort of situation.
Aiba: It's better to check huh. It's better to confirm the face before you do that sort of thing right?
Megumi: That's right, nonchalantly right?
Kubota: But you wanted to scare him right?
Aiba: That's right!
Kubota: But he must've been shocked huh, truly...
Megumi: I think he must've been shocked, to suddenly have that happen while he was looking at some nice scenery.
Aiba: That was a first time, you know. For me to do a kancho without wearing anything...
(*note: Kancho - As Aiba is demonstrating, it's the act of stabbing fingers up someone's butt. No, really.)
Megumi: You're quite a challenger huh.
Aiba: I'm a challenger.
Megumi: But you know, Asada Miyoko-san was the same way too.
Kubota: (overlapping) Ah, the way she mistakes people.
Megumi: When she came to 2ji-ciao... she said that the other side had greeted, "Hello~!"
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: The other person was a common person so, we think that the person did that because he recognized her, but Asada-san thought it was a friend and she asked, "Where are you going?" "Shibuya." "Then I'll give you a ride," and she was with him the entire time.
Aiba: Ehhhh!
Megumi: And somehow, we were wondering, "Who is this person..." But she says the other person knew who she was.
Aiba: That's funny!
Megumi: The person knows her because she's Asada-san right?
Aiba: Because she's famous. Hahh, that sort of thing happens huh.
Kubota: And at the end she asked, "Who are you?"
Megumi: Be careful, Aiba-kun.
Aiba: Okay, I'll be careful!
Megumi: Okay? Then, shall we go with the next secret? "How much it disappears is a 'secret'!" What could that be?
[After the CM...
"Teppan Shabe-CIAO!"
Today's guest
Aiba Masaki]
Megumi: Well then, today we have Arashi's Aiba-kun and he's done a few things right, like mistaking people and other failures... um, who's the one amongst the Arashi members who has the most failures?
Aiba: I think... it's me.
Megumi: Ah, is it?
Aiba: I have quite a lot of failures.
Megumi: But everyone is so smartly portrayed.
Kubota: Then who's the one who's most level-headed?
Aiba: The one who's most level-headed is Matsumoto-kun I guess.
Megumi: Really?
Aiba: Yes, probably. He's a perfectionist.
Megumi: Ah, really?
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: He won't do this sort of thing?
Aiba: I don't think he'll do it.
Megumi: He'll check first huh.
Aiba: Even if he confirms it, he won't do it. This won't happen.
Kubota: (overlapping) Well, that's true...
Aiba: Yes.
Megumi: Well! "How much it disappears is a 'secret'!" What is that about, exactly? "Since I was a child, when there's something, I would do experiments!" What could it be? Okay. "Simple questions".
Aiba: Yes. For this right, my grandma... I'm a grandma-child,
Megumi: Yes, yes.
Aiba: When my grandma is exterminating a slug, using salt like this...
Megumi: She'll throw it on them right?
Aiba: Right, she'll throw it on them. When that happens, somehow, it'll turn out "shiwa shiwa shiwaaaa". I've always thought that was mysterious. I thought that salt was something you ate so,
Megumi: Ahhh, right, right, right.
Aiba: "Eh, it disappears with that?"
Megumi: That's certainly curious!
Aiba: It's curious, isn't it, when you're a child.
Megumi: (overlapping) When you think about it a lot.
Aiba: So, for a free summer science experiment, everyone was creating empty cans and wooden chopsticks at home, but I did an experiment to find out at what percentage of salt it takes for slugs to disappear.
Megumi: That's good, we want to hear that data!
Aiba: Right?
Megumi: We've thrown salt on them but, we don't know if they've disappeared or not right?
Aiba: Right? I created several kinds of salt solutions, because if I just threw salt on them it'd be 100%,
Kubota: That's true...
Aiba: so I diluted it with water,
Megumi: Diluted it.
Aiba: this is about 70, this is about 80, I created the various kinds, threw it on them... and performed an experiment. Taking pictures. Yes!
Megumi: What was the result?
Aiba: And... I forgot the percentage it took to disappear but...
Megumi: You can't forget it~!
Aiba: How much it took...
Megumi: What was the point of doing it?
Aiba: I did write a report on it too.
Megumi: It's like you don't know where to go after you got to your goal.
Aiba: That's right, but at the time I did do it properly. And I wrote it properly... I got an award, you know.
Megumi: Ah, really.
Aiba: I was told by my teacher, "It's amazing that you'd think of such a thing!"
Megumi: It's amazing that you forgot how it went.
Kubota: Right, even though you received an award~
Megumi: Even though you received an award!
Aiba: That's right.
[.....]
Megumi: Then Aiba-kun, please give everyone watching the TV a message.
Aiba: Ah, a message!?
Megumi: Yes
Aiba: Hi, I'm Aiba Masaki. Um... I'm 25-years-old. Bloodtype AB...
Megumi: That's your profile! Not a message!
Megumi: It's fine if you make it real brief! Right? Starting from 10pm tonight...
Aiba: Yes, yes, it's going to start...
Megumi: (overlapping) Please watch it!
Aiba: Please support me!
Megumi: This was Aiba Masaki!
Aiba: Thank you very much!
Boys, boys... how are you getting hotter and younger at the same time? (Nino with his new hairstyle and that scarf and that neck and Ohno with his bleached hair and that smirk and the both of them in BLACK--) *_______* ♥
AND I AM STILL WORKING ON THE MEME, LOVES, s-so stay tuned. :D;; All done! |Db