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This is why I shouldn't read epic poetry:

Fuck you, Odysseus.
Your fair Penelope
Waits at home,
Raveling and unraveling
To be true,
While you lie
In arms with
Ever fair Calypso.
  Fuck you, Odysseus.

So my dad installed a very fancy thermostat at their house. I hate the stupid thing. It ran out of batteries and now insists the system is off, but won't freakin' let me TURN IT ON. It is too damn hot for this crap.