Just a little funny I found from my past...

Jul 17, 2007 06:19

I know that it's a "HERD" of Cows and a "GAGGLE" of geese...But What do you call a bunch of pigs?

A Sorority.

No I didn't go thru rush.  As you can see, I'm still a little bitter.

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Re: ... and pigs don't sweat ext_8055 July 17 2007, 17:50:51 UTC
I have to tell one of the best (true) stories I heard about a pig.

One time a former colleague of mine was talking about when he and his brother were young (11 and 13). They got a fairly low powered BB rifle for Christmas. That spring their father got a pig to raise. Well they started shooting the pig in the side with the BB gun. They knew that it stung but didn’t hurt a lot. They knew this because they also shot each other as well. As I said they were young boys. Well the pig fairly soon began to recognize the gun, and when they had it out he would hide behind a tree. They thought this was the end of their “fun”. But come fall and the father decides it is time to kill and butcher the hog. He goes and gets his rifle and walks out. The instant the hog sees the rifle he hides behind a tree. The father puts down the rifle to go get the hog. The hog comes out from behind a tree, and the father picks up the rifle and the hog hides behind the tree. He turns to his sons and exclaims “how does that hog know what a rifle is for”. They of course say, “I don’t know!”

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Re: ... and pigs don't sweat phat_bak July 17 2007, 23:05:35 UTC
The question is ... did your father ever figure it out?

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Re: ... and pigs don't sweat ext_8055 July 18 2007, 00:02:03 UTC
My parents never let us have BB guns. We had to wait till we could buy real guns on our own.

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