Lad's Going Away Message

[a_lad_inane]

This afternoon, partly because I deserve it and partly because I'm filthy rich at 25, I decided to take a five-day Colorado vacation. I plan to drive aimlessly in the middle of nowhere, breathe in the fresh mountain air, appreciate the tranquility, learn some Native American words and phrases (e.g. "$10 minimum bet"), and safely dispose of the

Comments

[gary_gygax]

Yay!!!!! I get to be a red head!

[a_lad_inane]

You get to be Carrot Top.

[gary_gygax]

Hey, I always wanted to be in "Jury Duty"!

[a_lad_inane]

You're thinking of Pauly Shore; it appears you have lame comedian dyslexia.

[a_lad_inane]

I saw that; I'm touched, m'dear!

Tip to get people off your ass: come up with about 50 new, really lame categories such as "Person most likely to get an ice cream headache." That way, no one will feel left out.

[a_lad_inane]

...: masculist."

[a_lad_inane]

I don't go on trips to check out scenery, events, or items of historical interest. My main interest is comparing and contrasting the McDonald's payphones in Texas with the ones in Colorado.

Thankee, sir.

[a_lad_inane]

i.e. the men's handicapped restroom stall.

Bodies for sale?

[dellaluna]

Just don't pull a Hunter S Thompson and blow your brains out while you're there. Colorado makes people do crazy shit... like dispose of the remains of people you murdered in Texas.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[a_lad_inane]

I'm no Hunter S. Thompson. The best I could hope to be are The Hunter S. Thompson Twins.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[dellaluna]

You ask if I love you. What can I say? You know that I do and that this is just one of those games that we play.

So I sing you a new song. Please don't cry any more. And I ask your forgiveness though I don't know just what I'm asking it for.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[a_lad_inane]

Yes, I've read Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note.

[ex_ramona222]

Have fun, hon. :)

[a_lad_inane]

Thank ewe, dearie.

I'll bring you back a Native American toe.