Lad's Going Away Message

[a_lad_inane]

This afternoon, partly because I deserve it and partly because I'm filthy rich at 25, I decided to take a five-day Colorado vacation. I plan to drive aimlessly in the middle of nowhere, breathe in the fresh mountain air, appreciate the tranquility, learn some Native American words and phrases (e.g. "$10 minimum bet"), and safely dispose of the

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Bodies for sale?

[dellaluna]

Just don't pull a Hunter S Thompson and blow your brains out while you're there. Colorado makes people do crazy shit... like dispose of the remains of people you murdered in Texas.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[a_lad_inane]

I'm no Hunter S. Thompson. The best I could hope to be are The Hunter S. Thompson Twins.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[dellaluna]

You ask if I love you. What can I say? You know that I do and that this is just one of those games that we play.

So I sing you a new song. Please don't cry any more. And I ask your forgiveness though I don't know just what I'm asking it for.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[a_lad_inane]

Yes, I've read Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[dellaluna]

Don't you mean Hunter S. Thompson Twins' suicide note?

Re: Bodies for sale?

[a_lad_inane]

Hunter S. Thompson Twins are the posthumous embodiment of Hunter S. Thompson.

Re: Bodies for sale?

[dellaluna]

I guess I was just hoping for the best. Where's Jim Jones when you need him? Koolaide for all I say!

Re: Bodies for sale?

[a_lad_inane]

If I were Jim Jones, I'd use Red Bull. I wouldn't even have to lace it with anything.