This afternoon, partly because I deserve it and partly because I'm filthy rich at 25, I decided to take a five-day Colorado vacation. I plan to drive aimlessly in the middle of nowhere, breathe in the fresh mountain air, appreciate the tranquility, learn some Native American words and phrases (e.g. "$10 minimum bet"), and safely dispose of the remains of people I murdered in Texas.
Now, I realize this leaves you, my devoted reader, in a precarious state. Because of this, I've created the following impromptu LadArt. I hope it helps.