( It's what's for dinner. )

I don't need to have enraged fits over who left this abomination in my room.

I know you can see this, Val.

These photos... are fake.

This method might have proven effective during the happenings of 103 but it will not work again.

You will not break me.

[ And cut goes the feeds. ]

nice acoustics

not impressive

i've been dealt worse than this

be grateful that i'm feeling merciful and not bombarding you with noise

[ Vegeta shows you all a video of where he is. The Maze! YAY MAZES. He's smart enough to get through it on his own, but prefers to either a) fly or b) blast down the whole thing. The latter sounds quite tempting right about now. ]

This architecture is disgusting.

[ He steps on something, which screams and curses at him. But he ignores it. The ( Read more... )

[ Guess who's back from the dead! Vegeta is struggling to get up. He just fell like an old man on the ice. He's wearing nothing save for a pair of shorts, and has a nice huge circular scar over his sternum. His joints are shaking a bit and there's sweat on his face. ]

Whose grand idea was it to freeze up the goddamn floors!?

[ Vegeta's in the entertainment area today. He hasn't been affected by the canon switch, and is his regular old saiyan-y self. He's alone and staring blankly at one of the hoops in the corner and rather than wearing his normal saiyan attire, he's wearing nothing but a plain white tanktop and black shorts. He left his device in his room. He's not ( Read more... )

[ Vegeta's device is on the floor. It fell from his hands and landed with the camera facing the ceiling and capturing an obscure vision of his face, creased tightly as if in pain with his eyes closed and teeth bare, and his hands gripping the side of his head. He's bent over, so the main field of his face isn't obscured by odd angles. He's shaking ( Read more... )

[ Here is Vegeta with Yvaine's face, speaking in a horrible accent. It sounds Scottish. But perhaps English? No one knows for sure. ]OH HELLO EVERYBODY! It's Yvaine, you know, the raging idiot that fell from the sky for no apparent reason at all? Behold me and all my one-eyed greatness! I can't quite remember how I lost my eye, probably from ( Read more... )

[ Here is Vegeta... only he looks like Yvaine. He's noticing that he's not himself and is for some reason in an abandoned apartment building. ]

[ After looking at himself for a moment, he flips a shit, dropping the berry and shrieking. ]

AGGGH!

[ Have some hyperventilating. Someone's clearly not happy about being a woman. ]WHAT--!? WHAT SORCERY ( Read more... )

[ Vegeta's here! And he's in the cafeteria. The feed turns on when he drops the device on a table and limps his retarded self off to get nutrition bars and two water bottles. He returns and growls when he eases himself down on a seat, and drinks half of one bottle before tearing open a nutrition bar ( Read more... )