Feb 14, 2011 09:44
[ Here is Vegeta with Yvaine's face, speaking in a horrible accent. It sounds Scottish. But perhaps English? No one knows for sure. ]
OH HELLO EVERYBODY! It's Yvaine, you know, the raging idiot that fell from the sky for no apparent reason at all? Behold me and all my one-eyed greatness! I can't quite remember how I lost my eye, probably from smacking my face too many times on a door knob! But I wouldn't know the difference because I'm so stupid!
But enough about me. HOW'S VEGETA DOING? HE'S SO GREAT, I JUST LOVE HELPING HIM AROUND AND THEN CARELESSLY DROPPING HIM WHERE I PLEASE BECAUSE I'M SUCH AN AIRHEAD!
OH, AND DON'T YOU JUST LOVE MY NEW OUTFIT? I think I'm a little over-exposed, are there any shops with clothes for little old ladies? Or clothes for men? I'm such a bimbo I can't even tell the difference!
vegeta