District 9 Teaser

Thanks to Zach for the link.

Dudes ( Read more... )

I'm definitely going to see this movie tonight after work. Alone if I must ( Read more... )

Holy shit!

...according to the staff at Yahoo! Movies, anyway, who "believe that each one is a timeless classic that you absolutely have to see."

I decided I'd post this in meme form, since it's the kinda' thing you guys will usually pass around. Here's the rules, If you've seen a movie, bold it. If you have not seen a movie, leave it in plain text. Lastly, ( Read more... )

Despite the typical Spam mail headline, this is seriously absurd.

The Expendables (2010)

Mickey Rourke
Jason Statham
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jet Li
Ben Kingsley
Eric Roberts
Dolph Lundgren
Forest Whitaker
Robert Knepper
Scott Adkins
David Zayas
Randy Couture (Former UFC Champion)
Aaron Aguilera (Pro Wrestler)...

"In the good old days when James Bond lost someone he cared about he’d slaughter a couple dozen henchmen, drink a martini and bang the closest thing in a skirt. These days we get a whole film dedicated to him getting over the girl."

Is it worth going to see in theaters?

Guess what's finally good As confirmeD!

I saw Deathrace on Saturday with Tom while hanging around Oceanside. The movie was a good time. Nothing special in any category, but far from a waste of time. It's the kind of movie that you walk out and say, "That scene was tits, but this scene was cheezy lame as hell." And then that's it. You never speak more about it because there's really ( Read more... )

Alternate Title: "The 1:42 That Never Was."

On 25 January 2008, Rambo premiered. I, like all manly men, was in high anticipation of the movie and needed to see it on release day. Here's why: I was born on 24 August 1982. Rambo was released on 22 October 1982. Typically it takes more than two months for a boy's testicles to descend. Thanks to First ( Read more... )